Never Too Young to Die 1986 123movies

Watch: Never Too Young to Die 1986 123movies, Full Movie Online – Velvet Von Ragner is a powerful murderous psychopathic gang leader, but also a transgender person who prides himself of being both a man and a woman. He’s holding a gang rally where he announces his plans to poison the water supply and pipeline of a major US city. However, top US secret agent and double O counterpart Drew Stargrove steals a key component he needs to pull this off. After an action packed shoot out, Stargrove is surrounded and although he puts up a good fight, he’s eventually killed by Von Ragner. However, the component is not on him. Meanwhile, his estranged son Lance, a talented high school gymnast, receives the word of his father’s death. As part of their denial protocol, the government claims that he’s been killed in a car accident, which Lance doesn’t buy. Lance notices that part of his inheritance is a farm he never knew his father had, so he goes there to check it out. The only person living there turns out to be Danja Deering, a beautiful female spy, who worked with Drew in more ways than one. Two of Von Ragner’s henchmen arrive thinking that she has the component and assault her. Lance arrives just in the nick of time and helps her defeat them, although his barn blows up in the process. Danja explains the situation to him and they agree to team up and stop Von Ragner. However, Von Ragner has plenty of insanely loyal, buffed and well armed psychopathic henchmen, he’s a master of disguises and he doesn’t stray away from murder or sexual assault, so they’ll have their work cut out for them. Both sides have their own tech experts to assist them in their quest – Velvet Von Ragner has nerdy Riley and Lance has his Asian-American roommate and tech genius Cliff, who comes up with one of the most original weapons ever seen on film..
Plot: Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless hermaphrodite gang leader Velvet Von Ragnar. The murdered secret agent’s son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.
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Another entry in the “see it to believe it” genre.
Only in the 1980s could we get something this gloriously deranged and utterly idiotic. It’s flashy, and it’s dumb, and it’s obviously proud to be so. It’s essentially a “junior James Bond” as John “Uncle Jesse” Stamos plays Lance Stargrove, a college athlete whose dad Drew (one time Bond George Lazenby) is a spy. Dad isn’t THAT great at his job, though, managing to get killed by the movies’ villain. And what a doozy this villain is. He/she is Velvet Von Ragner (rock star Gene Simmons), a hermaphroditic megalomaniac with a legion of followers who look like refugees from a “Mad Max” knock-off. Lance determines to get some revenge, hooking up with our leading lady, Danja Deering (supremely sexy Vanity), just one of dads’ “associates”.

This one is pretty bad, all right, but that doesn’t mean it ain’t entertaining. The action scenes are decent enough, the stunts and camera work especially effective. The costumes on the henchmen are absolutely hilarious. The upbeat pop soundtrack consists of some pretty rancid cheese, yet unfortunately it will stick in your head, especially the title theme song. Director Gil Bettman (“Crystal Heart”, “Night Vision”) works from a terminally silly script credited to Steven Paul (of “Slapstick (Of Another Kind)” infamy) and Anthony Foutz, that is wise to include some very alluring scenes with Vanity, as well as the kind of gadgetry we often come to expect in an espionage thriller.

Stamos is okay as the hero, no more; he lacks a strong screen presence. Vanity definitely fares better. Supporting roles and bits are played by the likes of John Anderson (“Psycho” ’60), Ed Brock (in his one and only movie role), Peter Kwong (“Big Trouble in Little China”), Robert “Freddy Krueger” Englund (wasted in a nothing part), Tara Buckman (“Silent Night, Deadly Night”, “The Cannonball Run”), Patrick Wright (“Track of the Moon Beast”), and Branscombe Richmond (“Hard to Kill”). But this thing really belongs to Simmons, who clearly realized he was doing a p.o.s. movie, and gives it some flair by camping it up something fierce as the bad guy / gal.

Recommended mainly to completists who’ll gladly lap up the craziest things that the 80s had to offer.

Five out of 10.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 37 min (97 min), 1 hr 30 min (90 min) (Norway), 1 hr 32 min (92 min) (USA)
Budget 0
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy
Director Gil Bettman
Writer Steven Paul, Anthony Foutz
Actors John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons
Country United States
Awards N/A
Production Company N/A
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Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby
Aspect Ratio 1.78 : 1
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Negative Format 35 mm
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Printed Film Format 35 mm