Roadside Massacre 2012 123movies

Watch: Roadside Massacre 2012 123movies, Full Movie Online – Five college friends take a detour while traveling to their spring break destination. They end up in the remote mountain town of Blueridge, where Karen (Marina Resa) believes her older sister went missing 2 years before. After a few odd encounters with the locals, Karen and her friends decide to continue their journey until an unexpected auto malfunction leaves them stranded. The group takes refuge in a local motel and soon learns that in Blueridge, “missing persons” is just a way of life. One-by-one they begin disappearing until the grizzly discovery is made that the local BBQ Rib Restaurant might be serving up more than anyone had bargained..
Plot: Five college friends take a detour while traveling to their spring break destination. They end up in the remote mountain town of Blueridge, where Karen (Marina Resa) believes her older sister went missing 2 years before. After a few odd encounters with the locals, Karen and her friends decide to continue their journey until an unexpected auto malfunction leaves them stranded. The group takes refuge in a local motel and soon learns that in Blueridge, “missing persons” is just a way of life. One-by-one they begin disappearing until the grizzly discovery is made that the local BBQ Rib Restaurant might be serving up more than anyone had bargained.
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Ratings:

	2.4/10 Votes: 473
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Reviews:

Terrible
The best word to describe this is simple, terrible. When I got it I knew full well it would be terrible but just wanted to watch it because i knew it would be laughably bad, was not wrong. Only thing that made it worse was the fact that it is actually meant to be a serious film. At least with Scary Movie 5 it’s bad in a comedic sort of way. With this, when the killer strikes the stereotypical ditsy hot blonde screams in a high-pitch voice “oh my god!” over and over while the killer goes to work as if that will do anything and just stands there yelling instead of actually doing something productive. I have only seen the first 30 minutes of it at the time of writing this but just wanted to write this now instead of waiting till the end. This is my first ever film review on this website.

Stupid Junk
Let me start by saying that the “Director” works as an ‘electric’. Just because one can carry a 10K doesn’t mean they can direct a movie.

First I’d like to point out one of the most stupid, careless methods in visually identifying a plot point I’ve ever witnessed. After being served by a waitress, a customer runs out of a restaurant to her car and looks at a picture of her sister in order to verify that the WAITRESS IS IN FACT HER SISTER!!!! What the hell? Does this character suffer from some mental disorder that she forgets what her sister looked like? If she did it’s never addressed again.

There is no action in this film. It opens promisingly enough, but soon after it just turns into a boring talk fest that has nothing interesting to say.

The acting has the same consistency of cardboard. The director must have spent all of his time at the craft service table because the shot structure is very unimaginative. It’s just MED, CU – MED, CU over and over. There are no thrills or suspense. Every moment is telegraphed by one of those Star Trek transporters. Then there’s a scene with a sheriff who appears to have been kidnapped from Knotts Berry Farm. I couldn’t believe that he had a small dime store tin badge on his vest, which looked like it was cannibalized from some crew members three piece suit.

I’m convinced this picture was edited by a Cuisinart. I’m sure they just plopped all those MEDs and C.U.’s into the receptacle and flipped that switch to high. Pushing buttons on a computer does not make one an editor.

Most of the sets look alike. Nothing appears authentic. I think the filmmakers must have used their bedroom for a all purpose location. Come on guys at least make a little attempt of an effort! That’s it this film is too crappy to waste any more time on…

You have a few precious minutes in life. Don’t waste any on this stupid junk.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 23 min (83 min)
Budget 325000
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated Unrated
Genre Horror
Director Scott Kirkpatrick
Writer Scott Kirkpatrick
Actors Marina Resa, Elio Mardini, Dusty Probert
Country United States
Awards N/A
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Aspect Ratio 16:9 HD
Camera Canon 60D
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