Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre 2014 123movies

Watch: Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre 2014 123movies, Full Movie Online – Ever since the Seminole Wars of the mid nineteenth century, an unlucky few have gone missing in the Florida Everglades every couple of years, especially around Columbus Day Weekend. “Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre” is based on a true story told by the lone survivor of a group of beautiful young women who left the concrete jungle of South Beach to venture deep into the Everglades jungle, where they were brutally murdered by a Seminole warrior spirit named Coowahchobee. As the women go missing one by one, and the seemingly innocent tour guide denies foul play, one brave beach bunny risks her life to escape alone in the jungle knowing that she is safer with the snakes and alligators then at camp with Coowahchobee..
Plot: A group of bikini-clad co-eds spend Columbus Day Weekend in the Florida Everglades
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	2.8/10 Votes: 226
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	N/A Votes: 6 Popularity: 2.745 | TMDB

Reviews:

Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre: Manages to be worse than you’d even expect
When you go into a movie called Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre you have to keep your expectations low, in fact because of it being a Troma/Lloyd Kauffman production I went in with no expectations at all.

I assumed it would be a mindless poorly made slasher flick with high t&a levels. I was mistaken, the t&a levels are oddly low……………..that’s all I was mistaken about.

The most shocking thing is the reported budget, 50 million. This simply cannot be right, not just because it looks like hell but because I don’t think that every Troma movie combined would come close to that figure.

It looks terrible, the camera work is laughable and the cast are so forgettable I never even picked up on their names and just referred to them in my head as Brunette 1, Brunette 2, Blonde, Bald Guy etc.

The overwhelming Troma incompetence is on full display, the embarassing effects, terrible “Blood” and inability to even deliver the t&a as you’d expect. Some horny teenagers will have been very dissapointed by this title.

So what is it? Girls in bikinis in the everglades getting picked off one by one by a psychotic native american. So yeah, high brow stuff.

The movie aims low, slasher & boobs. Manages to fail at both.

The Good:

Nope

The Bad:

How in the blue hell did this cost 50 million!?

Awful cinematography

Acting is the absolute pits

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

Hoop earrings so big that you could use them as a necklaces don’t look ridiculous at all….

Troma may well be the worst film company in the history of the industry

Not a movie, a troll job
After watching 45 seconds of this movie I concluded that it was created for the sole purpose of having those associated with it laughing at the reviews from people that mistook it for a serious production.

$50 million budget?

No.

Correction, I should say: “No, unless $50 was spent on production, and $49,999,950 was spent on cocaine and Doritos.”

But I do give it 9 stars for professional quality trolling — see other reviews and associated high word count.

As a public service, it should be said you do see two women topless — one white, one black.

So an additional star for inclusiveness.

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Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 23 min (83 min)
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Status Released
Rated Not Rated
Genre Horror
Director Aiden Dillard
Writer Aiden Dillard
Actors Ted Vernon, Katie Rotolo, Nicole Soden
Country United States
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