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Bitch Slap 2009 123movies

Prepare to get slapped...May. 16, 2009109 Min.
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Watch: Bitch Slap 2009 123movies, Full Movie Online – When three curvaceous babes, stripper Trixe, business executive Hel, and the feisty ex-con Camero, arrive at a desert hideaway to steal a stash of diamonds from an underworld kingpin, things quickly spiral out of control. Allegiances are switched, truths are revealed, criminals are unmasked and nothing is quite what it seems as the fate of the world is precariously balanced among this trio of sexy femmes fatales..
Plot: Three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort and steal $200 million in diamonds from a ruthless underworld kingpin.
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Ratings:

4.5/10 Votes: 13,850
29% | RottenTomatoes
19/100 | MetaCritic
N/A Votes: 242 Popularity: 17.629 | TMDB

Reviews:


BOOBS CLEAVAGE GUNS PUNCH-UPS!! Erin Cummings is GORGEOUS!!! Worth seeing no matter what! Awesome girl on girl lesbian scenes n the BEST girl on girl punch up EVER!
Review By: fasm1976

**_Russ Meyer meets Frank Miller_**

I had read a lot of bad reviews recommending not wasting time watching this movie, but I have to honestly say that **I really enjoyed _”Bitch Slap”_**. I think you have to take the movie as what it is and what it is intended to be, an homage to the 1950s-70s B movies mixing hot girls, fast cars, foul language, and outrageous action.
And cleavage, of course, tons of jaw-dropping shots of double-D cleavage.

The **story** is indeed a bit flat, but **never boring** and has quite a few surprises due to its non-linear storytelling.

**Visually the movie is stunning**. The mix of slow-motion shots and fast paced scenes is superb and it is extremely well edited. Overall it reminded me a bit of Zack Snyder’s adaptation of Frank Miller’s 300. (No, I am not joking.)

It is in deed a kind of a modern remake of the infamous Russ Meyer movie “**Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!**” from 1965 in the style of a Frank Miller comic.

The three main female characters – a dark-haired stripper, a feisty red-head and a psychopathic blonde – are cleverly chosen and perfectly portrait by Julia Voth, Erin Cummings, and America Olivo. The acting is not what you would expect from a self-declared B movie – it is actually very good – and the change from serious acting to comical performance is well done.
But what stands out are the **stunning cat-fights** and **steamy love scenes**. Stunt Choreographer Zoe Bell has done a marvelous job as the fight scenes look gorgeous.

_Bitch Slap_ is definitely not a movie you want to watch together with your wife at movie night, but if you like hot girls with over-the-top cleavage, sexy outfits, well choreographed cat-fights, and have a stomach for the sometimes graphical violence then you will enjoy this movie.

I for sure did – even if I was maybe more staring than actually watching. **It was a lot of fun!**

Review By: boobfan
Sets low goals – then doesn’t even reach them. A massive FAIL.
At last, a film aimed at the 18 – 35 year old white male demographic, Hollywood has been ignoring us for years.

This is supposed to be some sort of ironic “if it looks like sexploitation then you don’t get it. We win.”

I do get this. “This” is just a bad movie with some cleavage. So was “I know what you did last Summer”, only even that was better than this.

Now if you make a movie called Bitch Slap and pick the cast with cleavage taking priority over looks and acting ability, as an 18-35 white male this is what I expect:

T & A Hotness Action Laughs

And being honest Bitch Slap tries for these, valiantly, it just doesn’t have the tools to get the job done.

T & A

The very first scene (after credits) plays out like this; two chicks peel themselves from their classic car, wearing high heels and cleavage, all in slo-mo and backed by cheesy rock music.

Like I said, they tried.

There are sexy outfits, sexy talk, even one sexy girl-on-girl scene. There are also numerous girl-on-girl fistfights, most necessitating removal of clothes and two a supposedly hot Asian baddie.

Despite all the above there is not one nipple on show, aside from a glimpse in a crowded strip club on an extra.

Grade – F. There is more T & A on a Beauty & the Geek ad!

Hotness

There are three primary “babes” and the afore-mentioned Asian chick.

Camaro – The undeniably hot one (America Olivo). Clad in a tight-white tank top and lowwww cut jeans. Also seemed to remember most of her lines and pulled off a couple of convincing expressions that suited the scene. Good effort. +’s Much cleavage. -‘s No nudity of any kind.

Trixie – Trixie is whiny, clueless and annoying for much of the film. She does wear a tight fitting dress and jiggle about for much of the film, but it just can’t call her sexy or hot. (Without an inch of dust she’s probably hot as hell in real life.)

+’s Cleavage, a tight dress and much bouncing. -‘s No nudity of any kind.

Hel – The boss of the three. Dresses like a businesswoman or mildly sexy accountant. The cleavage is once again on display but this woman just does nothing for me. And I have no idea of her vintage but she also looks old.

+’s Cleavage, a vaguely alluring business outfit. -‘s No nudity of any kind. (Almost another + really.)

Token Asian chickie – I love the schoolgirl outfit and the tiny skirt, but as someone once said you could carve a roast on her face… and it looks like someone did. Also, for anyone who finds the non-English babbling sexy or hilarious you have issues.

+’s Cleavage, schoolgirl outfit with the shortest skirt on a smokin’ body. -‘s No nudity of any kind. The skirt never rides up enough to allow…

Grade – C (Barely). Realistically only Camaro provides value, Trixie is adequate and the Asian chickie and Hel disappointing. I guess reality shows drew in all the hottie skanks willing to do anything for fame.

Action

If you want an action movie run in the other direction. Some people are shot, there are fistfights played for sexiness over action.

Disappointing effort indeed.

Grade – D. A great action movie this is not.

Laughs

I think I have a sense of humour, I didn’t laugh once in this. Either my sense of humour was broken for 110 minutes, or 732 references to female genitalia, an Asian woman spouting gibberish and a staged water fight aren’t as funny as this film assumes.

This was obviously aiming for a cult audience by having women talking crassly to each other. Good luck with that, it worked for Sex and the City.

Grade – F. A 2 hour laugh free skit based upon a busted premise.

Even though it isn’t a major factor I might as well discuss the story. Three chicks are looking for a hidden stash of stolen gems, other guys are against them. Guys are evil and must be treated badly and punished.

There. Discussed the story. Moving on…

The filmmakers basically tried to make a Sin City clone in the totally annoying and unnecessary flashbacks that take up maybe 15 minutes of running time in an attempt to make the film look bigger and more impressive. Doesn’t work, Sin City looked stylish, this looks cheap.

So overall, a C, a D and two F’s gives me no choice but to rate Bitch Slap a massive fail. What should be an easy task, creating a T & A tease flick backfired so horribly that the only audience I can see who would appreciate this mess is the early teens, and only if their parents have strict internet blockers that screen everything vaguely attractive… and if they have no friends or all their friends have similar parents.

Small group.

I’d rather watch a real exploitation flick than this wannabe cult classic. I went in expecting very little, even a C grade film would have killed some time, even with my reduced expectations I was severely let down.

Final Rating – 4.5 / 10. You want action watch any action film. You want laughs watch any comedy. You want hotness and T & A buy an FHM magazine or even just stay up late and watch those slutty ads on cable TV.

You want ANY of the above AVOID this. (And thank America Olivo for at least 4 of those points.)

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Review By: oneguyrambling
This film is about the best I’ve seen in months.
You may wonder how could a film that’s received more 1 than 10 on IMDb be so agreeable; I’ll tell you why: there’s no big name, no huge budget, and above all, it’s a B-movie.

If you’re willing to ignore these like me, it won’t be difficult to find that the acting is rather interesting, in a good way, the bodies are pretty hot, and the way the story is told adds highlight to everything. You definitely won’t be so thrilled by Hollywood ‘getcha’ kind of film, with which you’re feeling being tolling around like a brainless puppy.

Erin Cummings, Hel, has delivered, in my judgement, the best performance among the three leading femmes; nonetheless, this film is neither about stars nor acting, it’s about that particular feeling of action and erotica and trust and everything normally played by those known, male faces finally grabbed by three gorgeous, unknown actresses.

Thanks to CGI, many low budget films nowadays can be much, MUCH better than Hollywood shts. Personally, I recommend it 100%.

Review By: DreamHopeReality

Other Information:

Original Title Bitch Slap
Release Date 2009-05-16
Release Year 2009

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 49 min (109 min) (unrated), 1 hr 46 min (106 min) (R-rated)
Budget 0
Revenue 199436
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Comedy, Crime
Director Rick Jacobson
Writer Rick Jacobson, Eric Gruendemann
Actors Julia Voth, Erin Cummings, America Olivo
Country United States
Awards N/A
Production Company N/A
Website N/A


Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 2.35 : 1
Camera Red One Camera
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format Digital

Bitch Slap 2009 123movies
Bitch Slap 2009 123movies
Bitch Slap 2009 123movies
Original title Bitch Slap
TMDb Rating 4.729 242 votes

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