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One of my favorite guilty pleasures: a most awesome B-movie extravaganza!!!
I don’t have much of an opinion on this flick. Because what’s there to analyze? Gratuitous violence. Gratuitous gore. Gross-out effects strictly for shock value. Gratuitous nudity and close-ups of big breasts. What we have here is a feminist’s nightmare. What we also have is an absolute blast!!!
I’m sure women won’t enjoy this as much and will probably b*tch about the overdose of female nudity, but for all you guys who just don’t give a damn and just want to kick back and have a good time: You will love this movie!! This is like a mix of Wes Craven and Howard Stern. A supreme guilty pleasure!
I enjoy deep, artistically brilliant films like “American Beauty” and “Magnolia,” but there’s no reason I can’t enjoy a campy, shallow, sleazy horror flick like this. I don’t ONLY enjoy these types of flicks, but I can enjoy it as long as it’s done in a fun, tongue-in-cheek, unpretentious manner. I just want to get that straight. OK, I’ll go on. 🙂
Dennis Miller provides great comic relief in his lead role. Those who are fans of his schtick should look forward to this movie. The horror sequences, though sometimes cheesy, are great fun to watch. There’s a spectacular sequence at the end with excellent usage of the song “Ballroom Blitz.” There are other great classics like “All Right Now” and “Jailbreak.” That’s why I bought the soundtrack. It’s awesome!
So this movie fits the “guy flick” stereotype like a glove. If you’re not in the mood for excessive violence, gore and female nudity–don’t watch this movie! Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
My score: 7 (out of 10)
Enough words to meet the requirements for a review
The only problem with this movie is Dennis Miller. Well, then there is Corey Feldman, O.K. the only two problems with this movie are Dennis Miller and Corey Feldman. The actual story, y’know, the story the producers should have gone with, is the story of the TV preacher played by Chris Sarandon and his deal with Angie Everhart’s Lilith. That’s the story, that’s where all the life is. Dennis Miller seems merely inserted into the action, like he got some points in his contract where he gets his own movie in exchange for services to be rendered later, so he is retrofitted into some script, in this case a Tales From The Crypt thing. It all comes off so forced and superfluous to the plot. That and Dennis Miller has no charisma, he’s is an unpleasant little man devoid of life and vitality. But you do get to see some titties.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 27 min (87 min), 1 hr 12 min (72 min) (cut) (Germany)
Genre Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Director Gilbert Adler
Writer William M. Gaines (comic books “Tales From the Crypt”), Bob Gale (story), Robert Zemeckis (story), A L Katz (screenplay), Gilbert Adler (screenplay)
Actors John Kassir, Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart
Production Company Universal Pictures
Sound Mix DTS-Stereo, DTS
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Panavision Cameras and Lenses (as Panavision®)
Laboratory Alpha Cine Service, Vancouver, Canada (film dailies), DeLuxe, USA (color by) (as de luxe®)
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm (Eastman Film)
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm