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Watch: Clerks II 2006 123movies, Full Movie Online – A calamity at Dante and Randal’s shops sends them looking for new horizons, but they ultimately settle at Mooby’s, a fictional fast-food restaurant. Free from his dead-end job and lodged in a new one, Dante begins to break free of his rut, planning to move away with his clingy fiancée. He is ready to leave the horrors of minimum-wage New Jersey behind, but Randal, always the more hostile of the two, starts to become overwhelmed by his own rancor..
Plot: A calamity at Dante and Randall’s shops sends them looking for new horizons – but they ultimately settle at Mooby’s, a fictional Disney-McDonald’s-style fast-food empire.
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Ratings:

	7.3/10 Votes: 136,401
	63% | RottenTomatoes
	65/100 | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 1087 Popularity: 16.339 | TMDB

Reviews:

The Return of the Clerks
Wow, the return of the clerks, indeed! I went to a pre-screening last night of Clerks II and let me say that it was actually really good. The title, as Mr. Smith explained, has been simplified to undersell the movie so fans and moviegoers in general will be pleasantly surprised when they see it. So here is my contribution to word-of-mouth advertising: if you liked ANYTHING about Clerks I, go see Clerks II. More of the same and then some; and then some more. I have always been hit-or-miss with Kevin Smith and, sadly, the original Clerks was still my favorite of the group. And this movie is his best yet.(In fact, the only way I can appreciate “Mallrats” is to watch it with the audio commentary on.) To me, Mr. Smith is a lot funnier when he’s just add-libbing. He said during his Q & A, last night, that they spent more time on this movie in pre-production than all the other movies combined and it shows. I am sure he was kidding but this movie is actually well written, very well acted (Rosario especially; she is the topping that is going to make this movie sell), and just well thought out in general. Good pacing (especially with the sight gags, one after another) and the Decalogue that I’ve come to appreciate is priceless. Like the argument over which franchise has the better “Return” movie; “Lord of the Rings” or “Star Wars”. Clerks II has become my favorite movie of the summer and I hope it becomes the sleeper hit of the summer because it is just that good. Oh, and Kevin, if you’re reading this, sorry about the title, I am sure you pondered it. Maybe if you hadn’t already used “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”?

Mercifully scaled down
Look, I’ll be honest with you. I think that Kevin Smith is the anti-Christ. His films in recent years have been dismal. I found Dogma to be one of the worst movies ever and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was made to appeal to the lucrative stoner/Generation X market who think that films like this are ‘da bomb’. Sigh, I remember the days when people actually spoke correct English and we really need another World War to thin out their ranks a little. The aforementioned movies only make them believe it’s funny to be hopeless losers that they are. It seems that Kevin Smith is incapable of writing a movie that isn’t soaked in f-words or pee and fart jokes. Clerks II is NO exception, but he’s reined in the stupidity and added enough real human drama to make it bearable for the rest of us.

The store from the first movie has burnt down due to Randal’s incompetence and he and Dante are forced to work in Mooby’s, a Cow-themed fast-food restaurant with the lovely Becky (the utterly gorgeous Rosario Dawson, who I would do 86 ways) and Elias an ultra-Christian who seems to be an exaggerated cross between Rod AND Tod Flanders. I imagined the whole movie would be nothing more than them having inane conversations and swearing a lot while Jay and Silent Bob sell weed to the kiddies in the parking lot. And while we do get this there was, surprisingly, a bit of real story in there too.

Dante is about to get married to a gorgeous woman who adores him (but only because she has given up on the shallow, good-looking men) and is leaving NJ forever the next day for sunny Florida. Despite the fact that their lives go nowhere, Randal really doesn’t want him to go and would-be true-love Becky tries to convince him that he’s fooling himself.

It’s the dilemma of finally being able to move on in life with a future of mock-happiness or making the most of what’s right in front of you that elevates this higher than the crude JASBST and the wildly over-rated Dogma. But don’t think for a minute that this film will not have extensive conversations on ass-to-mouth (Becky likes it!!!), comparisons of Star Wars to Lord of the Rings (or Nerd vs Nerd in other words) or arguments of non-racist racist words (Porchmonkey? Never heard of it!) or a man raping a donkey for the viewing pleasure of drunken idiots. And do look out for the ‘Who’s Your Buddy’ Jesus on Jay’s T-shirt.

Although he does write some good scenes and his work in comic-books is brilliant (Bluntman and Chronic, read it!)I ‘m still not convinced of Smith’s ability as a director. One superficial and completely pointless dance number doesn’t make up for the endless static shots of inside a fast-food joint, but at the very least it’s slicker and more professional than Dogma, a film I will never forgive for its infinite rubbishness.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 37 min (97 min)
Budget 5000000
Revenue 26888376
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Comedy
Director Kevin Smith
Writer Kevin Smith
Actors Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson
Country United States
Awards 3 wins & 3 nominations
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby Digital, SDDS, DTS
Aspect Ratio 1.66 : 1 (negative ratio), 1.85 : 1 (intended ratio)
Camera Arricam LT, Cooke S4 Lenses, Arriflex 235, Cooke S4 Lenses, Moviecam Compact, Cooke S4 and Angenieux Optimo Lenses
Laboratory Laser Pacific Media Corporation, Los Angeles (CA), USA, Technicolor
Film Length 2,758 m (Portugal, 35 mm)
Negative Format 35 mm (Kodak Vision2 500T 5218, Vision 200T 5274)
Cinematographic Process Digital Intermediate (2K) (master format), Super 16 (source format)
Printed Film Format 35 mm