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Plot: A babysitting uncle tells his charges three horror stories: about a killer witch; Little Red Riding Hood and a werewolf; and Goldi Lox and the three bears.
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Freaky Fairy Tales!
A little boy begs his uncle to tell him bedtime stories. The uncle does, but gives them all macabre twists in this fair-to-middling anthology film.
“Peter And The Witches” is about a young man (Scott Valentine) who is a slave to two witches. This segment is slow and almost plot less.
“Little Red Runninghood” has a high school girl in a red jogging outfit picking up medicine for her sick grandma at the drug store. She’s given the wrong prescription, and the man the medicine belongs to has a very special reason for needing it before the full moon (hint, hint). You’ll guess the punchline, but it’s still a funny segment.
“Goldi Lox And The Three Baers” is a very broad, very black comedy about a telekinetic young woman (the very sexy Catheryn DePrume) and a homicidal family – Papa Baer, Mama Baer and Baby Baer – that team up together and go on a crime spree. Sort of a R rated Looney Tunes cartoon, this is the best segment of the film.
Perhaps not the best horror anthology around, it’s still amusing in spots. Apparently this movie was shot over the course of four years. The British title is Freaky Fairy Tales.
Yours truly is a huge fan of horror anthologies, with more than a decent taste for trashy 80’s cheese. So it’s quite a damning indictment, when even I tell you that “Deadtime Stories” is garbage. And not the enjoyable kind. Seemingly directed and written by the creepy uncle your parents told you never to be alone with, the film tells sleazy versions of famous fairy tales. Namely, “Hansel & Gretel”, “Little Red Riding Hood” and “Goldilocks”. None of the segments take themselves seriously, but the writing and acting are so terrible that one can’t even enjoy the tastelessness of it all.
Furthermore, the “Goldilocks” story is one of the most annoying, unbearable pieces of horror filmmaking I’ve ever had the misfortune to sit through. Full of shrieking, unpleasant characters and featuring a bizarre, but imbecilic plot-line that isn’t nearly as clever as it thinks it is. It’s a shame, because the practical effects are really quite good. Honestly, they offer the only momentary enjoyment one may find here. They’re creative, gross and fun. But the rest of the film is so irritating and clunky that it simply becomes a chore to make it all the way through to the end. Retro horror fanatics like myself won’t be able to prevent themselves from giving it a watch, but I assure you, it’s really not worth it.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 33 min (93 min), 1 hr 23 min (83 min) (Uncut Edition Blu-ray)
Genre Comedy, Horror
Director Jeffrey Delman
Writer Jeffrey Delman, J. Edward Kiernan, Charles F. Shelton
Actors Scott Valentine, Nicole Picard, Matt Mitler
Country United States
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Mono, Dolby Digital (2.0)
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm