Watch: Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves 2015 123movies, Full Movie Online – Yet another masterpiece by St. James St. James, this film explores the true story that government didn’t want you to know about how Helen Keller really lost her eyesight and hearing: Nightwolves..
Plot: Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves tells the shocking story of how a group of Nightwolves terrorized a tiny village taking people’s hearing and eye sight… and the one woman who fought back.
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Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves: Sorry, was that meant to be funny?
I’m quite partial to weird movies and over the years I’ve seen some truly bizarre stuff, but it still needs to entertain and this anus stuffed garbage fire simply doesn’t.It tells the story (And I use that term very very loosely) of Helen Keller regaling people with tales of how she became a famed wolf hunter and overcame losing her senses.
It’s a comedy of the “Gonzo” variety and is as funny as a play written by three 4yr olds. Every joke made me cringe, it’s not that it wasn’t funny but that it was so unfunny it was painful to endure. This was one of those movies I struggled to make it through and made me curse my belief that you have to watch a movie all the way through to have a right to judge it.
Every single joke! So so bad, and after watching this and the easy bottom 10 Mummy Reborn (2019) I’m wondering what I did to deserve this travesty.
Starring the excellent Lin Shaye and a host of other notable stars I can only assume they owed someone a favor to be part of this calamity.
Just embarrassing.
The Good:
Decent opening
The Bad:
Outstandingly stupid
Cast are too good for this
WTF!?
I felt like I was really there…
Not only did the director capture the true essence of who Helen Keller really was, it seems like he LIVED it. Did I direct it? Maybe. But ask yourself this… didn’t WE all direct it? Once you see these Nightwolves up close in stock footage you’ll feel as if you were really there throughout every single last page ever taught to us in a history book. I for one LOVED it. NAY, I NEEDED this film. Anyone who says they didn’t like this film probably needs to get their bicycle seats adjusted by a professional at a bike shop. Not just some hobbyist out in a garage. I’m talking about a real bicycle shop in a metropolitan area.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 15 min (75 min)
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Genre Action, Comedy, Horror
Director Ross Patterson
Writer Ross Patterson
Actors Jessie Wiseman, Lin Shaye, Barry Bostwick
Country United States
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