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Plot: A giant beanstalk brings Jack to a land in the clouds filled with snarling, evil beasts. When the creatures make their way to the ground, Jack must figure out how to get back down before they destroy earth and everyone in it.
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I love cheesy movies, but this was downright awful!
Where do I start? Some movies ARE so bad they’re good. I love cheesy movies and was in stitches for most of such classics as ‘Killer Clowns from Outer Space’, Megashark vs Giant Octopus’, and ‘Robot Jox’. This I did not love. It was annoying. I’m just not entirely sure why this was simply bad and not cheesy.
Awful acting, Awful plot (in fact, practically none), poor casting, poor direction, bad special effects. Actually, they weren’t ALL bad – maybe the production was taken over seriously. Nope, that can’t be it as it’s already been pointed out the costumes and props were from entirely different time periods (CCTV cameras on walls anyone?)
I think it was simply a lack of care about any single part of the filmmaking process. It’s like someone just stood in the street, shouted ‘Who wants to make a film that’s very loosely based on Jack and the Beanstalk’, and the least interested people within earshot all inexplicably volunteered.
Don’t watch this film (unless you’re imminently dying and have nothing better to do when I guess it might actually make your remaining time feel longer)
Crap the Movie Killer
Why did I watch this again? I think it is out of the dark corner of my mind, that same need to see a house fire or why the police have a building surrounded. I honestly wish I knew why I watched this movie. It is not like anyone paid me.
No one in this movie is anything close to resembling an actor. Vicki Glover had little to say, but when she did, it looked as if she was about to vomit. Then she would mumble something you couldn’t hear or comprehend. Harry Dyer spouted out his lines, he seemed to question himself, constantly with a look of puzzlement on his face. Maybe he was wondering if there was going to be a paycheck or not. Jamie Atkins obviously slept with the director to land this role. Jamie is still inside the paper bag. Then they tossed in Ben Cross and Jane March. Who? The most “talented” movie extras they could find. Good thing there was no nudity or I would have to remove the one point from the movie I am forced to give them.
I don’t rate the CGI in a film. But really they should have gone with a model village and wrestlers in rubber suits and that would have been better. The props look unbelievable and the one scale model of a cannon on a freight car is so tiny that the focal blur gives it away.
This movie was so bad, don’t even jokingly give it above 2 stars. There is nothing to redeem this movie or the people who made it. Instead go watch a house fire down the block or stand out in the rain for two hours with a cardboard sign “This Space for Rent”. Either one would be better than watching this movie.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 27 min (87 min)
Rated Not Rated
Genre Action, Fantasy
Director Mark Atkins
Writer Mark Atkins
Actors Jamie Atkins, Robert Boyle, Jane March
Country United States
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 1.78 : 1
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format Digital