Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2001 123movies

Watch: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2001 123movies, Full Movie Online – The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” The second testament says “love thy neighbour.” The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the “Spirit of Slamdance” prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it’s a musical? This sure ain’t Sunday School..
Plot: The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” – The second testament says “love thy neighbour.” – The third testament… kicks ass!!!
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Ratings:

	4.9/10 Votes: 4,412
	80% | RottenTomatoes
	N/A | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 83 Popularity: 6.469 | TMDB

Reviews:

Kung Fu Jesus shows some love.
Low budget doesn’t have to mean tacky. This is obviously a “B” movie in everything you see, but it has a certain charm. Sometimes, it is a musical, but it certainly isn’t Jesus Christ Superstar. Sometimes, it is a Kung Fu movie, but it’s nothing like Jet Li.

I was hoping that Jesus would get it on with Mary Magnum, looking as hot as Cat-woman in her red latex, and maybe give some credence to The Da Vinci Code, but no luck.

Jesus was too busy stopping the harvest of lesbians by the evil vampires. Of course, he was pathetic until he enlisted the help of Nacho Libre, well, really Santo Enmascarado de Plata. But, even then things got a little tight before it was all over.

Irreverent dialog makes for one crazy movie.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 25 min (85 min)
Budget 100000
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Comedy, Horror
Director Lee Demarbre
Writer Ian Driscoll
Actors Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton
Country Canada
Awards 2 wins
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix N/A
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Arriflex Cameras, Bolex Camera
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 16 mm
Cinematographic Process Super 16
Printed Film Format 16 mm