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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2001 123movies

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2001 123movies

Jun. 10, 200185 Min.
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#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” The second testament says “love thy neighbour.” The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the “Spirit of Slamdance” prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it’s a musical? This sure ain’t Sunday School.
Plot: The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” – The second testament says “love thy neighbour.” – The third testament … Kicks Ass!!!
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Thank God for low budget films…
Cheerfully cheap and good naturedly blasphemous, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is blessed with a once in a lifetime title which makes it irresistible. It is also the first feature-length film by Lee Demarbre, a Canadian director and stars his favourite actor-friend: Phil Caracas, the lead of the director’s previous two shorter works, based around the character ‘Harry Knuckles’. Caracas has since appeared in a more diffuse second feature by Demarbre, the cunningly named Harry Knuckles And The Pearl Necklace (2004), and presumably will also be seen in his upcoming ‘Black Kissinger’.

Described as a “kung-fu action / comedy / horror / musical about the second coming” Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter delivers in varying degrees on all these points, with the good Lord punching out, and then staking out, vampires, this while making with biblical wit, coping with gory attacks from body parts as well as finding time for the odd musical number. The film starts with a rising babble of voices, “Are you there, God? Give me a sign! Let me know you care!” – to which the following narrative provides a playful answer: yes He is there, out drop kicking evil doers, in holy robes, socks and trainers on the dangerous streets of Ottawa. Not before an intro from a bearded prophet though, (unnamed but with echoes of John The Baptist) who draws our attention to the significance of what we will shortly behold, an attempt to fill “the empty house of the soul.” Exactly what the prophet has in mind by way of further enlightenment is vague, but without further ado we are plunged into the first vampire attack. In modern times vampires have come on apace since their more traditional forebears, and can now venture out in the daylight. Just as important is the fact that, in this film at least, they only seek out fellow lesbians.

Naturally, this scourge alarms the church, and two clerics are dispatched to fetch the only man who can save the situation – Jesus Christ, found in characteristic baptismal pose at the seashore. Shortly after the Lord offers them refreshment in an exchange recalling loaves and fishes (“Lemonade?” / “Will there be enough?” / “Oh there will be plenty”), lesbian vampires attack them. A first bout of kung fu ensues and Jesus duly shows his mettle. After this temporary setback, and to a books-of-the-Bible countdown, the Lord promptly climbs aboard his scooter and heads back to the city for a haircut, ear piercing, change of clothes and to challenge the forces of evil. Soon he sings a song, in echo of the original entry into Jerusalem (here on a skateboard), encounters his first helper – the curvaceous Mary Magnum, and hears the voice of God speaking from a bowl of cherry ice cream…

Filmed an a minuscule budget, and designed as a gentle parody rather than anything more offensive, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter largely succeeds because of the brisk editing, novelty of conception and the unpretentious involvement of all concerned. No one will pretend that the acting is anything but than rudimentary or that action scenes are not roughly choreographed. But the fun is the thing. Evil in Ottawa eventually takes many forms, including bloody criminal mastermind Johnny Golgotha, the dreaded ‘kung-fu atheists’ and bars full of vampires – variables dictated one suspects by the pool of talent on hand during any given day. Demarbre has a weakness for martial arts and in themselves Jesus’ fights, being just that little bit slow and off the mark, are amusing spoofs of more sophisticated action films. With this challenge in mind, perhaps sensing that the Lord needs some support in the second half, writer-director Demarbre has Christ call on an ally, the famous Mexican wrestling legend Santo (well, okay, not the real celebrity, just a fat guy in a mask). One standout scene features the two, battling vampires in the aptly named Dominion bar. Taking place just after a less than inspirational performance by entertainer Blind Johnny Leper, this battle utilises such disparate items as crutches, billiard cues, and even cocktail sticks as stakes necessary to finish the job.

Foes eventually defeated, Jesus of course confirms matters with a sermon, that “it’s the message that’s the point, not the messenger” and indeed this salient point might well underline much of the film’s success. That one doesn’t need an officially approved Christ to make moral points about coping with evil… or, come to that, a hundred million dollars and CGI to make an entertaining movie. (See also: UltraChrist if you liked this one)

Review By: FilmFlaneur Rating: 8 Date: 2005-05-10
Jesus…
Thank Jesus! Here is actually a deliberate B-movie that is good but above all fun to watch.

Most problem with modern B-movies is that they are all too aware of themselves, are are too forced with all of its B-movie ingredients. This movie just doesn’t seem to care about what it is or who it is going to appeal to. It’s just doing his own thing, which makes this movie an odd but fun viewing experience.

It’s still deliberately a B-movie though and made to look deliberately bad and silly at times, without it ever coming across as forced. You can’t even call it a B-movie at times but more of an amateur student-film. It has some deliberately bad fighting and gory sequences in it, awkward musical moments, bad writing and the entire movie is dubbed, to make the entire movie seem even more cheap and amateur like than it already was. The movie really manages well to create its own style and look. There is no other movie like “Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter” really, or anything that can even be remotely compared to it.

Yes, it’s a pretty weird movie and by no means a great one or even a well made one. It’s very random with its story and everything that is happening in it and more than often it really isn’t making any sense. But I actually loved this movie for not making any sense with its story, characters and events. It was what made this movie such a fun one throughout and you don’t have to think or worry about anything and simply enjoy the movie for what it is. I don’t even think it was really intended to have a story in it. Just a couple of guys and girls wanting to have a good time and make the movie they would all enjoy watching. It explains why the movie has Jesus, Kung-Fu fighting, vampires, a wrestler and lesbians in it. I don’t think any of them will move on to do great things within the movie industry but at least they with this movie delivered one they can look back at with pride and nothing but good feelings, I would imaging, since this movie most likely was a whole lot of fun to make.

Thank you Christ!

7/10

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Review By: Boba_Fett1138 Rating: 7 Date: 2011-08-16

Other Information:

Original Title Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Release Date 2001-06-10
Release Year 2001

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 25 min (85 min)
Budget 0
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Comedy, Horror
Director Lee Demarbre
Writer Ian Driscoll
Actors Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi, Maria Moulton
Country Canada
Awards 2 wins
Production Company N/A
Website N/A


Technical Information:

Sound Mix N/A
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Arriflex Cameras, Bolex Camera
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 16 mm
Cinematographic Process Super 16
Printed Film Format 16 mm

Original title Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
TMDb Rating 4.6 78 votes

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