Watch: Keith Lemon: The Film 2012 123movies, Full Movie Online – Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Rosie (Laura Aikman) has discovered that she is pregnant, but due to Keith being away, instead confides in his best friend, Dougie (Kevin Bishop). At the convention, the securipole fails to attract any big investor attention, and back at home, an order of 1,000,000 securipoles arrives, much to Rosie and Dougie’s dismay. Realising that his invention may never be successful, and that he now owes Evil Steve (Leigh Francis) a ton of money for the securipoles, Lemon decides to stay in London, and takes the advice of fellow businessman Kushvinder (Harish Patel), and accepts the gift of a new style mobile phone that Kushvinder has invented. Attempting to turn the gift into his next money-making scheme, Lemon accepts an offer to appear on David Hasselhoff’s prime time television chat show, after meeting up with his guardian angel, Archimedes (Verne Troyer). At first, the phone fails to impress, but after Lemon places a sticky Lemon sweet on the back, becomes an overnight sensation. Kelly Brook is impressed with the invention, and offers Lemon an invitation to go out on a date with her. Things are finally looking up – and Lemon decides to stick at his new life, while back home, Rosie is in serious danger after being kidnapped by Evil Steve. However, Lemon’s world comes crashing down when the Lemon phone is discovered to have a major technical fault, which causes the owner’s mouth to sag, giving them a speech impediment. Realising that he has no choice but to go back to his old life, Lemon accepts the advice of his best friend, Dougie, but will he be able to save Rosie from the clutches of Evil Steve, and escape the media backlash that he is facing?.
Plot: With dreams of becoming a successful entrepreneur just like his beloved Richard Branson, Lemon bids farewell to his hometown of UK and heads for the capital. When he becomes an overnight billionaire, it seems everything is going his way, but it’s not long before he discovers that life can be just as cruel as it is kind.
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Waste of money and time
We saw this the night after the film was released and there seven people in the cinema, so word got around fast about just how good it was! Anyway, I can only comment on the first twenty minutes as we walked out after that.
This ‘film’ has no direction, no comedy, no quality or merit. It is puerile and a waste of cinema time. It serves only to remind any TV celebrity that the move from small screen to big screen is not an easy one. When we remarked on the quality of the film to the cinema staff they said they hadn’t even seen it, because they had heard it was rubbish. Perhaps they could’ve done the decent thing and cancelled the showing after the first night.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 25 min (85 min)
Director Paul Angunawela
Writer Leigh Francis, Paul Angunawela
Actors Leigh Francis, Kelly Brook, Laura Aikman
Country United Kingdom
Awards 2 nominations
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix N/A
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Arri Alexa, Angenieux Optimo Lenses
Film Length N/A
Negative Format SxS Pro
Cinematographic Process Digital Intermediate (2K) (master format), ProRes 4:4:4 (1080/23.976p) (source format)
Printed Film Format N/A