#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – During an operation of a Mexican Cartel, Machete Cortez and Sartana Rivera intercept the criminals alone, but another group arrives and a masked man kills Sartana. Machete is arrested, accused of killing his beloved Sartana and Sheriff Doakes hangs Machete. But the President of the USA Rathcock pardons and recruits Machete to kill the revolutionary Marcos Mendez that has threatened the USA with a missile with a bomb. Machete goes to San Antonio to meet the Miss San Antonio Blanca Vasquez that will be the liaison between Machete and President Rathcock. Then Machete goes to the brothel of Madame Desdemona to seek out the prostitute Cereza that is Mendez’s mistress. Machete meets Mendez and learns that his heart is connected to the missile and only the arm dealer Luther Voz is capable to disarm the bomb. Now Machete needs to bring Mendez to the USA in less than twenty-four hours and save his new country in a dangerous journey with betrayals.
Plot: Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
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Somehow even more ridiculous than its predecessor, but not quite as funny.
I love Machete. The character is incredible, the premise is perfect, literally everything about it just screams B-movie stupidity, and it’s insanely awesome. I actually saw this movie before the first Machete so I wasn’t sure what to expect, and I laughed until it hurt. Seriously, it was everything I wanted in a silly action movie. Machete Kills is somehow even more ridiculous than the first one, this time with president Charlie Sheen ordering Machete to go after a lunatic nuclear arms dealer played to perfection by Demian Bichir, and Mel Gibson wants to destroy the world and colonize space. Yeah, and you thought De Niro playing George Bush was crazy. Mel Gibson is basically a Bond villain in this movie.
This is another revenge story, except this time it’s Machete’s love interest Jessica Alba who is killed in front of him. Needless to say when President Sheen asks him to go on this suicide mission, Machete isn’t exactly in the best frame of mind. Then again, it’s f*cking Danny Trejo, so he’s awesome at it anyway. The first half of the movie focuses more on Machete going after this crazy arms dealer, with random villains like Sofia Vergara with machine gun tits coming after him. There’s also the shapeshifter El Cameleon played by Cuba Gooding Jr, Lady Gaga, and Antonio Banderas. Literally the best plot device to get as many famous people in a movie as possible. Then Mel kicks in during the second half of the movie and that’s where it goes full-on ridiculous mode (in the best way, as if it wasn’t ridiculous enough before).
After seeing Machete and Machete Kills back to back, I realize the only thing that makes Machete Kills slightly weaker is that the laughs aren’t as consistent. Machete had me on the floor 90 percent of the time. Machete Kills is more like, 70 percent hilarity and 30 percent of jokes that either don’t hit or are just repeated to the point of desensitization. Still, when the jokes hit, they are laugh-out-loud funny. There are gags in this movie that make the original Machete look like a documentary. Oh, and Amber Heard is the special agent helping Machete this time, and she tries to do an accent every once in a while and fails miserably, but who cares because she’s sex on a stick. That’s basically the trend in these movies. You try to analyze something and then think to yourself, “Who cares?” It’s so damn entertaining you don’t have to think at all. Just lay back and enjoy the gratuitous violence, T&A, and everything else you’d want in a ridiculous action-packed B-movie. I, for one, cannot wait for the sequel.
Oh, Wow! Just Wow!
Well, I was expecting something on the line of the first movie. Nope. If that is what you want, don’t go. Even with the big-name cast, there isn’t anything here to redeem it for lovers of a a good (or even average)dramatic movie. However, if you want a great comedy…..
What this movie is, and what some reviewers don’t seem to get, is a complete spoof. This is a deliberately over-the-top attempt at creating a classic B-movie. Or if you’ve ever watched Hispanic TV, with all the poor over-acting and outrageous situations…that’s what this is. This is not geared to someone who wants a great movie, but to someone who simply wants to laugh at poor film-making.
It is an extremely violent and graphic movie, but you don’t really notice or care, because of how funny the poor acting is. And how so many people with automatic weapons, can miss so many targets standing in the open only feet away….well, that’s what this kind of movie is all about.
Personally, I’m sorry I wasted the money on a ticket. But when it comes out on DVD, and you want a mindless night of poor B-movies, this might fit the bill.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 47 min (107 min)
Genre Action, Crime, Thriller
Director Robert Rodriguez
Writer Kyle Ward (screenplay), Robert Rodriguez (story), Marcel Rodriguez (story)
Actors Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard
Country USA, Russia
Awards 3 nominations.
Production Company Quick Draw
Sound Mix Datasat, Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Arri Alexa Plus, Panavision Primo Lenses
Laboratory Modern VideoFilm, Burbank (CA), USA (digital intermediate)
Film Length 2,941 m (6 reels)
Negative Format SxS Pro
Cinematographic Process Digital Intermediate (2K) (master format), ProRes 4:4:4 (1080p/24) (source format)
Printed Film Format 35 mm (spherical) (Kodak Vision 2383), D-Cinema