#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny ‘Mean Machine’ Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn’t recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them. Game on……
Plot: Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny ‘Mean Machine’ Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
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Blimey, need the Mean Machine to eradicate meanness?
Call them old re-cycled clichés from the past perhaps, but this film, with Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham’s impressionable performances, is worth seeing before this film hits the video stores or cable! At least, their characters are equally as funny and wild as The Longest Yard-`Burt Reynolds’ bunch!
Of course, this is one heck of a guy’s movie where cheers are for cons, and jeers for their `screws’! Still, it is one British comedy with loads of silly goofs, strengthened by a fantastic soccer game to hold the viewers’ interest. Only wish all soccer games do bring equal excitement! This flick is one mean drama that takes the whole cast to kick up laughter! Yep, good old British `tavern’ parlance if the viewers have a knack for Cockney accents and slang! I’m not a sport fan, nor am I fond of ruthless and insensible nudging, but I literally behaved like a stadium spectator, guffawing boisterously while watching one team demean another. Each team does have its psychotic players with their crazy antics! Tough charlatans and their power struggle out on the open field!
Blimey! Lots of scenes making my brains rock and belly shake! The erratic `Mambo Jumbo’ music score certainly builds up steam. No doubt, I’ll have to try to get used to `Irish Eyes Are Smiling’ strumming up in samba beat! But overall, the music compilation does well to yank up the moods. The camerawork frequently diminishes my eye-focus in my attempt to catch up with the actions and wit! Just one big soccer field for landscape, but there’s enough living action to captivate the eyes! Some cool `aerial’ camera-shots too!
But atlas, this is not the sort of film that will present food for thought once it’s over. Everything is predictable, as in many sport-flicks. Laugh while events last! And believe that the only credible thing about this movie is the extensity of a corrupted man’s gambling woes that goes with sport, as portrayed by the villainous Hemmings!
Of course, there’s one learning lesson that gets through this flick: it takes meanness to fight meanness! Surprise? Of course not! What else can one expect from a bunch of toughies, involved in a rough sport and within a sinister environment! Rules, therefore, are meant to be broken and there will be plenty of vicious manipulations up everyone’s sleeves! And how each culprit tackles it is a laughing matter! I sure had fun watching this flick
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 39 min (99 min)
Genre Comedy, Crime, Drama, Sport
Director Barry Skolnick
Writer Tracy Keenan Wynn (earlier screenplay “The Longest Yard”), Charlie Fletcher (screenplay), Chris Baker (screenplay), Andrew Day (screenplay)
Actors Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown
Country UK, USA
Production Company Paramount Pictures
Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Laboratory DeLuxe, UK
Film Length 2,720 m (Sweden)
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm