#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – Velvet Von Ragner is a powerful murderous psychopathic gang leader, but also a transgender person who prides himself of being both a man and a woman. He’s holding a gang rally where he announces his plans to poison the water supply and pipeline of a major US city. However, top US secret agent and double O counterpart Drew Stargrove steals a key component he needs to pull this off. After an action packed shoot out, Stargrove is surrounded and although he puts up a good fight, he’s eventually killed by Von Ragner. However, the component is not on him. Meanwhile, his estranged son Lance, a talented high school gymnast, receives the word of his father’s death. As part of their denial protocol, the government claims that he’s been killed in a car accident, which Lance doesn’t buy. Lance notices that part of his inheritance is a farm he never knew his father had, so he goes there to check it out. The only person living there turns out to be Danja Deering, a beautiful female spy, who worked with Drew in more ways than one. Two of Von Ragner’s henchmen arrive thinking that she has the component and assault her. Lance arrives just in the nick of time and helps her defeat them, although his barn blows up in the process. Danja explains the situation to him and they agree to team up and stop Von Ragner. However, Von Ragner has plenty of insanely loyal, buffed and well armed psychopathic henchmen, he’s a master of disguises and he doesn’t stray away from murder or sexual assault, so they’ll have their work cut out for them. Both sides have their own tech experts to assist them in their quest – Velvet Von Ragner has nerdy Riley and Lance has his Asian-American roommate and tech genius Cliff, who comes up with one of the most original weapons ever seen on film.
Plot: Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless hermaphrodite gang leader Velvet Von Ragnar. The murdered secret agent’s son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.
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On the eighth day, God created this movie…
This has to be seen to be believed. John Stamos plays college gymnast Lance Stargrove whose father is a super spy that still finds time to send him care packages. When Dad is killed by hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragnar (Gene Simmons), Stargrove teams with sexy spy Danja Deering (Vanity) to get revenge. Oh yeah, Simmons wants to poison the water supply with radioactive waste or something.
Stamos brings perfect hair to his role, which is the most important thing. There are lots of scenes of him doing gymnastics. Perhaps the director was a fan of ’80s classic Gymkata. He also rides a dirt bike because in the ’80s dirt bikes were cool. One of the many highlights of the movie is when Stamos is being beaten up by two of Simmons’ thugs. He is crying like a little baby but then he sees a picture of his dad. Suddenly he’s like Popeye on a spinach high and he kicks the crap out of the bad guys (“The name’s not scumbag, it’s Stargrove! Lance Stargrove!”).
Vanity is a stone fox, as usual. She also has a nude scene, as usual. Her seduction of John Stamos I will mock publicly but privately I thought it was hot! Gene Simmons is gross to look at dressed in drag but a hoot hamming it up as the super villain. Seeing him flirt with Stamos is priceless. He also likes to use his middle finger for…well, I won’t spoil it. There’s an Asian inventor friend of Stamos’ who, at one point in the film, wears an outfit that is practically every color known to man. George Lazenby plays the spy dad. I’m sure some casting director beamed from ear to ear over that ingenious casting. He dresses like a Ghost Buster and uses a bulletproof umbrella as a shield. In a scene that I’m certain was the actor breaking the fourth wall, Lazenby says to Simmons “Oh come on, this is stupid.”
The movie is filled with laughably cheesy music. The song that plays during Stamos’ first scene keeps repeating his character’s name “Stargrove” over and over. Simmons gets to sing during his club routine (“Yeeeah!”). There’s also a rather cheesetastic tune that plays leading up to Stamos taking Vanity to Pound Town.
This is the kind of movie you just don’t see anymore. These days when they try to do trash like this, it’s always so self-aware and obvious that it takes the fun out of it. Truly “so-bad-it’s-good” flicks don’t try to be bad on purpose. If you ever wondered what Uncle Jesse did before Full House, all your questions will be answered here. This movie is so awesome it will change your life. If you watch this, it will make a man out of you. So female viewers beware.
i’ve seen better acting in commercials…yikes!
This has to be close to one of the worst movies ever made. The plot is so amazingly poor that I am surprised I haven’t seen this movie being reviewed on mst3k. The scary thing is that john stamos tries to act, which is a complete joke. You just gotta love gene simmons…come on did he act in this movie while on vacation from the endless kiss reunion tours…garbage.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 37 min (97 min), 1 hr 30 min (90 min) (Norway), 1 hr 32 min (92 min) (USA)
Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy
Director Gil Bettman
Writer Steven Paul, Anthony Foutz
Actors John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons
Country United States
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Dolby
Aspect Ratio 1.78 : 1
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format 35 mm