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Plot: A hefty homeboy borrows his dad’s Mercedes and goes to the beach with his friends for wild sun & fun.
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The worst movie ever.
This is the worst movie ever made. The acting, the script, the location, everything! I would have given it a little chance if there were attractive women in the movie, but even they were bad. You would think that a movie with the word “beach” in it’s title would have good-looking women in it. Wouldn’t you?
Great Pointless Film
This is the epic tale of a overweight young man and his player buddy Darnell’s trip to the beach, the Phat Beach! The fat boy steals his father’s Benz and off they go, with visions of fat booties in their heads. Once they get there, Darnell is getting mo’ booty than a bike seat and the fat man (whose name I can’t remember, else I’d use it, I’m not trying to offend the overweight here) keeps getting rejected. He sees his dream girl and chases her as best as he can, but she is cruel to him. The film then begins to get pretty depressing with the fat man wandering around alone while Darnell keeps getting them ladies. There is something I like about this movie, and I honestly don’t know what it is. Nothing really happens in it, it isn’t very funny, there is little to no nudity, Coolio is in it for about three seconds, but I am always drawn back to it. About once a year I get a craving for Phat Beach. It takes all kinds, I guess. In Phat Beach related news: I gave this DVD to a friend for his birthday. His house was broken into on my birthday and a bunch of stuff was stolen, including this DVD. Bizarre.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 29 min (89 min)
Director Doug Ellin
Writer Cleveland O’Neal III, Brian E. O’Neal, Doug Ellin
Actors Jermaine Hopkins, Brian Hooks, Claudia Kaleem
Country United States
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Stereo
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format 35 mm