#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being but can they be stopped?
Plot: After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
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The piranhas are back. Why? Not really sure, don’t really care. But they are, and its a sad sight. This time they manage to lure their way into a water park, and you surely imagine what will happen. An endless amount of pointless killings, blood… everywhere. There are people too, mind you, a virgin, a greedy dude, a celebrity lifeguard, a couple of innocent youths and a corrupt cop, and more… but it matters not, they can’t save eachother, and they certainly can’t save this movie.
I have to admit, I knew what I was going into, but I still sad down and watched it. It was painful to say the least, and the few laughs that were provided, were… horrible forced laughs. I would really like to know which people love these type of movies and why they watch them. Why I watched it, you ask? I wish I had a good answer.
Anyways, my days watching anything remotely like this, are… over.
Inventive title, ‘Hoff cameo, Josh cut off his penis.
_Piranha 3DD_ leans in hard on the stupid factor of the franchise, had this been coupled with a little more humour, that’d totally work, unfortunately, it’s more dumb than fun. Still a pretty good time if this is your sort of thing, but less so than even its predecessor.
_Final rating:★★ – Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product._
Well this was a huge disappointment! I really liked the first Piranha 3D film so I was looking forward to this. This is a lazy, lifeless, and pointless sequel that had no business being made. Instead of being so bad it’s good like the first film, this one is just so bad it’s terrible. For starters, the first Piranha film actually had likable characters and somewhat of a plot to it. This one has the thinest of a plot you can get and the characters are incredibly lifeless and not even the main character serves any purpose to the film at all. You’d think that with this being a sequel they would amp up the gore and deaths, but the deaths in this one are actually tamer than the first and there’s actually less of them. The film tries to be much more of a comedy this time around by adding more humor which all of it falls flat. The humor in this film is so awful and outdated thats it’s hard to believe anyone over the age of 13 actually wrote this film. But, what really annoyed me about this film is just how damn stupid it is! The writers couldn’t even come up with a decent way to get these characters in a situation to set up a death scene and instead have them do something really stupid or come up with a really stupid reason to get them in a situation that sets up a lame death. The acting here (even though it’s suppose to be bad) is bad even for a B-Movie. And just when you think you will finally get a payoff after sitting through 55 minutes of crap, the film presents you with a lazy and totally underwhelming climax that is filmed so poorly that most of the time you can’t even tell what is going on (And this really sucks because that was the highlight of the first film). And then, the film presents us with an ending so stupid and forced that even those who can suspend their disbelief the most will be left frustrated with just how incredibly stupid the ending is. The film is a short (althought it feels much longer) 70 minutes followed by 11 minutes of credits that include a ton of lame outtakes. I can now see why The Weinstein Company decided to only release this in barely any theaters and just put in on VOD. I still can’t believe how bad this movie was. The director John Gulager shouldn’t ever be allowed to be involved with a film ever again because this guy can’t direct to save his life. Alexandre Aja who directed the first film actually understood the material he was working with. John Gulager had no idea what the hell he was doing and just decided the wip out a POS to make a quick buck because he obviously didn’t care about this film at all and just wanted to get paid. As far as the cameo’s in the film go, Gary Busey is only in the films opening scene and is wasted (the only thing we get to see him do is light a cow’s farts on fire). Ving Rhames cameo doesn’t just feel forced, but also is just really pathetic and sad to watch. The only positive things I can say about this film was that David Hasselfhoff’s scenes are actually chuckle worthy and there’s a lot of gorgeous nude women on screen many times. Even though i’m only giving the film 1/2 a star, that feels generous. This film could’ve really been a blast and fun just like the first one was, but it really is just an atrocity of a film that not even the biggest fans of the first one will enjoy. If you are looking for a fun B-Movie, go rent Piranha 3D and just forget that this film even exist. Piranha 3DD tries to so self-award of itself that it just ends up being exactly what it’s parodying.
Essentially just a booby pic.
“Piranha 3DD” is a film which is mostly just an excuse to show very naked women. The movie is essentially a bad disaster film combined with a soft core porno flick. I don’t understand the combination and would recommend viewers who want to see copious nudity find something better and without the silly piranha plot…either a good porno or a good disaster film.
The film is set at a water park where the owner has hired strippers as lifeguards. In addition to seeing various sexy ladies naked, you eventually see insane fish show up and chomp on everyone. ‘Nuff said about the plot!
The fact that “Piranha 3DD” is on IMDB’s infamous Bottom 100 list isn’t much of a surprise. After all, it’s got ‘3DD’ in the title and is rauchier and sillier than a Porky’s film. Add to that cartoonish characters and dopey dialog and you have a film which seems bound to lose a lot of money. In the US, the distributors barely tried to recoup their losses but amazingly the picture did reasonably well overseas.
As for me, I’m a bit ashamed I watched it. While I have been working hard to see every one of the Bottom 100, this one is dumber and dirtier than pretty much all the rest.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 23 min (83 min)
Genre Comedy, Horror
Director John Gulager
Writer Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunstan, Joel Soisson, Pete Goldfinger (characters), Josh Stolberg (characters)
Actors Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Katrina Bowden, Jean-Luc Bilodeau
Country USA, Japan
Awards 2 wins & 5 nominations.
Production Company Mark Canton, IPW
Sound Mix Dolby Digital, Datasat
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Red One MX, Silicon Imaging SI-2K
Film Length 83 m
Negative Format CineForm RAW, Redcode RAW
Cinematographic Process CineForm RAW (2K) (dual-strip 3-D) (source format), Digital Intermediate (2K) (master format), Redcode RAW (4.5K) (dual-strip 3-D) (source format)
Printed Film Format 35 mm (spherical), D-Cinema (also 3-D version)