#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – Bill Goldberg plays the devil’s son who lost a wager with an angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn’t so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people.
Plot: Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.
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Entertaining, if disjointed.
It must be hard being a popular wrestler. People pay money to see you, to cheer for you, to buy your merchandise, and generally to make you feel like more then the average man. It makes you think that if they were willing to do all that, they’d be willing to follow you if you attempt other projects as well.
And they do. But mainly to make fun of it.
Then again, it seems like wrestlers are united in their substandard film choices. Hulk Hogan’s, whose wrestling stardom was heavily influenced by his guest appearance in Rocky III, movie career reads like a “What Not To Do When Picking A Script”. Steve Austin, Triple H, and Adam Copeland (Edge) won’t exactly be remembered for their marks in Hollywood either (Only the future will tell if The Rock breaks the mold or follows in their footsteps). And then along comes a film like this, starring former WCW dynamo Bill Goldberg.
Surprisingly, it’s not all bad.
True, one shouldn’t go into the film expecting a fully sensible plot, or a masterwork of acting, or extremely convincing special effects (look out for the prone motionless ‘hell-deer!’). However, the film does contain a few likable characters, some decent puns in the Christmas vein (along with some excruciating ones), and half the time, Goldberg actually manages to make the concept of Santa really being an evil entity comes off as credible. And of course, any film that presents the credit sequence as a naughty and nice list can’t be all bad.
In the end, it’s not Santa With Muscles.
And that’s really saying something.
Entertainment that is pointless and funny
I was confused when I saw this movie. Santa (Bill Goldberg) is the son-of-Satan and is out to scare children after a thousand years of imprisonment. he is killing for no other reason then to kill. Standing in his way is the man who imprisoned him to serve the children, Grandpa (Robert Culp) and his grandson Nicholas (Douglas Smith).
For some odd reason, Santa finds the oddest way of killing people: lighting people on fire with coal, choking them with a wreath, or just running them over with his reindeer. For two hours or so we watch two stupid teenagers run around and hide, finally leading to a rocket launcher blowing up a reindeer.
In the end I was just like WTF. I was confused, lost, and a little humored by the movie. The fight scenes with Goldberg are pretty cool and sometimes he does act well. In the end, the film doesn’t make any sense, it’s stupid, but it’s pretty funny when you don’t care what you’re watching. Seeing Goldberg actually try to act is hilarious but some of his lines did make me laugh and in the end did give a convincing performance. The best was the giant reindeer. that pulled his sled.
If you watch it, don’t expect a masterpiece, actually don’t expect much at all. Just watch it for the action, not the story.
Santa’s Slay. Starring: Robert Culp, bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, and Emilie de Ravin.
2 1/2 out of 5 Stars.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 18 min (78 min), 1 hr 25 min (85 min) (Blu-ray)
Genre Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Director David Steiman
Writer David Steiman
Actors Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin, Robert Culp
Country USA, Canada
Production Company Rat Entertainment, Media 8 Entertainment
Sound Mix N/A
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Moviecam Compact
Laboratory FotoKem Laboratory, Burbank (CA), USA
Film Length (5 reels)
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format 35 mm