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I almost regret not walking out of the theater.
The era of spoof and parody is dead.
Let me start off by saying that I knew this film was going to be horrible from the start. I had read reviews and knew it was bad, but being so infatuated with film and theater, I actually wanted to see the movie to diagnose exactly what made it so horrible. (Insult me if you must, but I have a lot of free time on my hands and I love all kinds of movies.)
I’m not gonna lie, I went into the theater with the hope that on some slight chance, I would enjoy the film. Wrong. The movie was so boring and tasteless that I was actually distracted with my phone for some parts during the film, which is of the utmost rarity for me.
The horrible acting and line delivery dried this film out so much that I don’t know where to begin. Ashley Tisdale was definitely not as good as Anna Faris was, and obviously, everyone will compare the two. I hate to admit it, but Mac Miller, Snoop Dogg, and Katt Williams all could have made audiences laugh with the material they were given, but were just too dry.
Admittedly, there were some very rare parts of the movie that had a somewhat witty humor to it, but it was only once or twice, and weak at that. The rest of the stupid slapstick humor was just so lame and dragging. Slapstick humor should stay within the PG level of humor for the kids.
On that note, the movie had overly crude, and just STUPID sexual humor that was just stupid and weak. Even hard R teenage sex comedies are more sophisticated than this. I laughed maybe one time, and it wasn’t even a laugh. I kinda exhaled sharply while smiling.
Overall, there was almost no sophisticated or witty humor, horrid acting, and it was all just plain bad. So yes, the reviews are correct, it was horrible. The only reason I give it a 3 instead of a 1 was because hundreds and hundreds of people put months and months of work into an 85 minute piece of what they thought was art, and giving a movie a 1 or maybe a 2 is too disrespectful to the art that is film. (But then again, this movie is pretty disrespectful to the art that is film as well.)
A terrible instalment to the hilarious franchise
When I sat down at the pictures to watch this film, I had no idea that I was about to waste 90 minutes of my life. When I got there, my expectations were right in the middle of low and high. I left the cinema regretting I had ever gone to see it.
Scary Movie 1,2,3 and 4 all had stories that made sense to parody a range of different horror films. They all had a unique story that combined lots of different films. However Scary Movie 5 doesn’t make sense, doesn’t make you laugh and has terrible acting.
Like everybody else in the Cinema, i did not laugh once (Apart from laughing at how bad it was) I left the cinema unsatisfied and unwilling to ever watch it again.
Scary Movie is one of the worst films I have ever seen and definitely will never be seen by me again.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 28 min (88 min), 1 hr 26 min (86 min) (USA), 1 hr 28 min (88 min) (Unrated)
Genre Comedy, Horror
Director Malcolm D. Lee, David Zucker
Writer David Zucker, Pat Proft, Shawn Wayans (based on characters created by), Marlon Wayans (based on characters created by), Buddy Johnson (based on characters created by), Phil Beauman (based on characters created by), Jason Friedberg (based on characters created by), Aaron Seltzer (based on characters created by)
Actors Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Gracie Whitton, Ava Kolker
Awards 5 nominations.
Production Company Brad Grey Productions, Dimension Films
Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Arri Alexa, Panavision Primo Lenses
Film Length 2,428 m (Spain)
Negative Format N/A
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format 35 mm (spherical) (Kodak Vision 2383), D-Cinema