#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – Months after John’s divorce, Ted and Tami-Lynn’s marriage seems on the same road. To patch things up, Ted and Tami-Lynn plan to have a child with John’s help, but their failed efforts backfire disastrously. Namely, Ted is declared property by the government and he loses all his civil rights. Now, Ted must fight a seemingly hopeless legal battle with an inexperienced young lawyer to regain his rightful legal status. Unfortunately, between Ted’s drunken idiocies and sinister forces interested in this situation to exploit him, Ted’s quest has all the odds against him.
Plot: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he’s a person in a court of law.
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Ted 2 packs more unhumorous stuffing within its formulaic synthetic fur. MacFarlane is a talented comedian, I’m sure of it. His profusely crude humour captivating millions with his legendary ‘Family Guy’ TV show. Even ‘Ted’ was tolerable to a certain degree, and that’s saying something. Yet here we are, with an inevitable sequel, that essentially felt like a glorified episode of the aforementioned animation. It’s cutaway structure for unrelated gags. Relentless wave of pointless cameos. Ted becoming Peter Griffin. Close your eyes, let the voices infiltrate your senses and you’ll soon realise it’s just ‘Family Guy’, just less funny. Ted now married and struggling to maintain his relationship, has his rights taken away when he is no longer viewed as person but property instead.
A particularly strong aspect to this comedy that more or less is the power source of its story, raising a civil rights lesson in ethics and morality. It was so *interesting* that Morgan Freeman himself got involved and slam dunked the jury with his God-like soothing voice. And despite Seyfried actually picking up the script’s remnants and transforming the scraps into a functional film, it’s utterly forgettable. So much so, that once Wahlberg becomes drowned in rejected semen samples (literally swimming with the sperm…), I experienced a moment of déjà vu (ironically, so did Ted). Surprisingly, I had seen the first half before. Yet it took me a decent forty minutes to encounter this epiphany, that’s how unmemorable this comedy truly is.
It exercises all of the same plot points from its predecessor, the inclusion of the mentally unhinged Donny and the friendly break-up between the leads cement this sentiment, and rarely explored new avenues. Sure the friendly chemistry remained intact, but only one or two lines made me frustratingly chuckle, mostly due to Warburton’s comedic execution (urgh, that voice…). Besides that, there’s nothing here. Same old MacFarlane profanity. Worth a squeeze if you enjoyed the first film, but exhausts its preset lines of dialogue extremely rapidly. “I love you”? Eh, please don’t.
> The return wasn’t as exciting as the previous one.
No surprise why this film failed to excite me, but a few people thinks its a passable sequel. The original movie was atypical, so the success followed it. In my perspective better that should have left as a one-off movie. But as a low budget product, they knew it was going grab back twice, thrice they spent because of the star value and indeed the first film’s influence.
There is no story, simply based on the usual Hollywood road adventure like the flicks ‘Fanboys’, ‘Dumb and Dumber To’, ‘Not Suitable for Children’ et cetera, except the character Ted which makes this theme a special. A couple of good jokes and that’s it, the rest were ineffective, sometime keep repeating the same ones. The 2 hours in a too plain concept, is way too long to sit and watch/focus.
The cameos were weak, or maybe worthless/meaningless, especially Liam Neeson’s. The best things were the production quality, acting and like I mentioned before, the character Ted. For the one time watch, I think kind of manageable, but definitely not suitable for repeat viewing or to recommend it to the others. But overall, a little disappointed with the outcome. They have got one more chance to end this franchise on a high note as a decent trilogy if the next film gets a better storyline.
Ted 2 is an amazing comedy really funny also very entertaining, much better than the first “Ted” (My opinion) I would recommend this movie to a friend/family or anyone who has not seen this film yet.
The film has a very good storyline which makes the film that much more better, the storyline also made a lot of sense so younger kids would be able to understand what the film is about.
The only bad part about the film is that it seems way too short I wish it was that little bit longer but time does fly whilst watching this film very enjoyable, this film is a film that you cannot watch on your own, the film is much more enjoyable when with someone.
Better to stare at the wall than watch Ted 2
The first Ted I saw was a brilliant comedy with great idea of showing a toy for little children playing a role of a s*x dr*gs’n’rock&roll guy. There was some jokes which hit my taste & were too disgusting – but overall whole movie was hilarious. Ted 2 – unfortunately has got the opposite proportion of these, being mostly disgusting with awkward jokes making me ill at ease. Scenes like a trying to w*nk out a person to get his sp*rm (Ted tries to have a baby) or John being weighed down by a cabinet full of sem*n containers (in a sp*rm bank)… and covered with… it… Just awful. I’ve seen some movies with kinda same sort of humor like: Borat, Bruno & The Dictator for example. These were hilarious or something around that… But this one goes far far lower & seeks for the bottom… Not recommending
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 55 min (115 min), 2 hr 5 min (125 min) (unrated) (USA)
Director Seth MacFarlane
Writer Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Seth MacFarlane (based on characters created by)
Actors Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth
Awards 3 wins & 4 nominations.
Production Company Universal Pictures, Fuzzy Door Productions
Sound Mix Dolby Digital, Datasat, SDDS, Dolby Surround 7.1
Aspect Ratio 2.39 : 1
Camera Sony CineAlta F65, Panavision Primo Lenses
Laboratory DeLuxe, Culver City (CA), USA (digital intermediate)
Film Length N/A
Negative Format SRMemory
Cinematographic Process Digital Intermediate (2K) (master format), F65 RAW (4K) (source format)
Printed Film Format 35 mm (anamorphic) (Kodak Vision 2383), D-Cinema