Watch: The Aristocrats 2005 123movies, Full Movie Online – Comedy veterans and co-creators Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza capitalize on their insider status and invite over 100 of their closest friends–who happen to be some of the biggest names in entertainment, from George Carlin, Whoopi Goldberg and Drew Carey to Gilbert Gottfried, Bob Saget, Paul Reiser and Sarah Silverman–to reminisce, analyze, deconstruct and deliver their own versions of the world’s dirtiest joke, an old burlesque too extreme to be performed in public, called “The Aristocrats.”.
Plot: One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke–one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.
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One Joke, told over and over and over again, and then a couple times more.
Have you ever watched your favorite comedy film five times in one night? You know how after the third, maybe fourth time the jokes become stale and by the fifth time you don’t show any teeth whatsoever. Imagine that happening with this movie…except you don’t crack a smile past the fifteen minute mark.
Basically, it’s one hundred different comedians telling the same joke, something that sounds like a good idea… if it were five different comedians telling the joke. As one could imagine, it gets repetitive fast, and if you make it past the thirty minute mark then you either have a high tolerance for pain or you might be the most easily entertained person to ever live.
The only comedian to even make a remotely funny version of the joke in this whole movie was Bob Saget, but the downfall is he comes into the film at around the fifty minute mark, meaning there will be pain brought to your skull as you sit by and watch comedian after comedian pound out this joke. Maybe I love Bob too much when I say he was the only good thing about this movie, or maybe I can be honest with myself; who knows, all I know is that this movie got old fast.
I may get a lot of flack for disliking this movie. People may say that I’m too much of a wuss and the subject of the film is too risqué for me…not true. Gross out humor is one of the best forms of humor you could ever find…if done properly; something it was not done here. Everyone here goes for the easy laugh, and it isn’t working.
Honestly, worst documentary I’ve ever seen in my life.
I didn’t think it was funny. So sue me.
I am by no means an uptight prude when it comes to comedy. As a matter of fact, I’m a big fan of Andrew Dice Clay. Profanity and sexual humor can be funny. But profanity in itself is not funny….to me at least. It can be used to enhance a joke, but shouldn’t be used to make a joke. I admire about 80 percent of the comedians in this film, but I didn’t find any of the bits funny. If I have to give any compliment, the movie is as captivating as a car wreck on the side of the road. I was disgusted and grossed-out by the film, yet I couldn’t stop watching. If you ever want to find out how you can gather such a great bunch of comic talents and produce an awful comedy, watch “The Aristocrats.” What am I supposed to say? I apologize for not finding defecating in people’s mouths and copulating with family members funny? If you find the jokes in this movie funny, that’s OK by me. I’m not judging. But don’t judge me just because I didn’t find this movie funny.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 29 min (89 min)
Rated Not Rated
Genre Documentary, Comedy
Director Penn Jillette, Paul Provenza
Actors George Carlin, Don Rickles, Chris Rock
Country United States
Awards 6 nominations
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Stereo
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Film Length 2,410 m (Portugal, 35 mm)
Negative Format Video
Cinematographic Process Digital Video
Printed Film Format 35 mm