Watch: The Hottie & The Nottie 2008 123movies, Full Movie Online – Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge..
Plot: Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
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|1.9/10 Votes: 38,417|
|6% | RottenTomatoes|
|7/100 | MetaCritic|
|N/A Votes: 164 Popularity: 7.29 | TMDB|
I want my 90 minutes back
Surveillance Vido of an Empty Parking Lot Is A More Entertaining Way to Spend 90 Minutes. ‘Awful’ is way too kind of a word for this piece of garbage. And to think, crew people actually had to get out of bed in the morning and waste gas driving to the studio to make this movie. A waste of time, money and effort. The only thing NOT wasted here was talent, since no talent was used in the making of this stinker. Is Paris so broke that she has to stoop this low to get some cash. Offering to water my lawn would garner Paris more respect in the public arena than what she did on screen here. I hope the studio didn’t spend more than $50 on the script. If they paid more, they got ripped off.
Even though 99% of the people voting on this movie haven’t even seen it…
Uhmmm…. well, I wanted to make a witty remark, but I can’t think of anything. Blah.
Yes, I saw the movie. I have certain masochist tendencies I’m not too proud of. I love watching bad cinema. To be quite honest, I did enjoy this movie in a certain level – it’s like watching Jerry Springer, or reading the National Enquirer. I’m not ashamed to admit I watch and read both. So take this review as you will.
First, the bad things. The main problem I could find is that there must be some sort of connection between a movie and reality, however feeble it may be. As long as we can sort of identify with the main characters or the situations they are in, we’ll play along with the plot, however idiotic it may be. But there’s nobody to identify yourself with. Unless you are extremely weird. If you are, I apologize for insulting you.
The movie is basically a copy of “Ugly Betty” and the Latin American originals. Except that in those series, the ugly chick is kinda nice. Here, she is obnoxious, dumb, and a bit annoying. Is it a surprise that Paris’ Hilton character is desired by 99.9999999% of the people in this movie, and is the nicest, most beautiful person inside and out of them all? I hope not, because if you were surprised, then once again, I apologize for insulting you.
The movie had an interesting hint which I’ll share with you; the main characters spend the entire movie drinking alcohol. It’s not that I’m disgusted by it, but hey, there are other things in life. Maybe water, Coke, whatever? Every time a character is facing a difficult task (going out with the ugly chick, trying to have sex), he gets drunk. Way to go! Maybe that should be a pre-requisite for watching the movie, actually. I suggest a DVD tie-in: 2 liters of Bacardi Blanco when you buy the Special Edition.
The movie itself isn’t that bad. I mean, it was entertaining. That’s more that I can say of… uhm… “The Phantom Menace”, for example. I go to movies to be entertained, and I don’t care about anything else. Think about a carwreck on the other side of the highway. Do you stop and stare, and then feel all guilty inside, yet strangely satisfied? I rest my case.
Don’t expect any morality lessons here, though. The movie was far too busy making Paris look like the hottest woman on earth to care about any sort of message whatsoever. Which, I suppose, is a good thing, since most of the people who will watch this thing are too dumb to know what a morality lesson is, anyway (I include myself in this select, elite group). I think it had something to do with “if you are ugly, then you need to find a guy willing to have sex with you in exchange for dntal work. Then you get all pretty and everyone wants to have sex with you, so you can dump the dentist”. Or something.
My spoiler: Want to know the best laugh of the whole movie? Paris Hilton is supposed to work for a charity organization. There, I said it. Since you weren’t going to watch this movie anyway, I really don’t feel guilty at all.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 31 min (91 min)
Genre Comedy, Romance
Director Tom Putnam
Writer Heidi Ferrer
Actors Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin
Country United States
Awards 4 wins & 4 nominations
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm