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Plot: Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
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I no longer fear Hell.
I can confirm that I no longer fear Hell for I have seen something much worse. This film is so bad it just wretches you with extreme agony and torture until your eyeballs bleed. I haven’t even bothered to rate this because even rating this film “0” is too high.
I wouldn’t say the acting is bad because saying it was bad would be too generous to the actors/actresses in this film. I have been more convinced by E-mails claiming I can access a bank account worth 10 Million if I pay 10 grand to activate it. As for the writer, well it wouldn’t surprise me if it was written by a child because that is the sort of stuff a 6 year old would scribble down if told to write a story. From a technical viewpoint, this film wasn’t the worst if you exclude every other film made in history. As for comedy – Well this film makes Schindler’s list look like Monty Python, I found this film about as funny as AIDS. Now romance is the only convincing factor in this film, that is if your idea of romance is watching a drunken 1 night stand where both parties have very unsatisfactory sex.
I can’t rate this because it is like lining your Grandmothers up and rating their looks. Just don’t bother, for the sake of your mental health, don’t bother – Spend the day licking dirt off the floor or something but avoid watching this…’film’.
This movie is so hot…NOT!!!
Hey, I like to indulge in a bad movie just as much as the next person but I have yet to see a bad comedy that doesn’t cause physical and mental pain when watching it and this movie is about as painful as they come.
Premise: Christabel(played by Paris Hilton)took a vow of celibacy but after meeting up with her high school heartthrob, Nate(played by Joel David Moore) she plans to break that vow. The problem is her Rumplestiltskin looking friend June(played by Christine Lakin) tends to chase away any man Christabel’s life. So Christabel promises Nate a romp in the sack if he can find June a man. Later on Nate falls for June as he realizes that she was a hottie after all.
Opinion: This ugly duckling turned beautiful swan story falls flat on its face. I wont waste time saying that this is the worst movie of all time because I’m sure you heard that from EVERY reviewer on IMDb. I’ll just tell you what stinks about it. The plot(if you can call it that) is a joke and the acting is terrible. Paris can’t act(she cant sing either but that’s another story) and seeing her in The House Of Wax, National Lampoons’s Pledge This and The Simple Life is strong evidence of that statement. She is basically a female version of Butthead(of Beavis and Butthead). She cant take full blame for this movie being abysmal. Joel David Moore and Christine Lakin cant act either and the scriptwriter needs to lay off the LSD. This movie goes through great lengths to get laughs and it comes off as mere desperation. Like all the things Nate does to help June change her appearance to get a man or Nate mistakenly smelling June’s funky feet while trying to sniff(?) Christabel’s butt(PLEASE don’t ask) or a mentally handicapped albino stalker thrown in the picture for good measure. Plus the idea of Paris being a hottie is laughable. She looks like a cracked out Fabio in drag. In closing this movie is the pits. Don’t let curiosity overwhelm you enough to see how bad this movie is because it’s not worth it. You’d rather watch Mr Magoo(the movie) till you turn blind then sit through this. This movie has been out for a while and its still remains in the Bottom 100. Nobody cares about this movie because there is no reason TO care.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 31 min (91 min)
Genre Comedy, Romance
Director Tom Putnam
Writer Heidi Ferrer
Actors Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, Johann Urb
Awards 4 wins & 4 nominations.
Production Company Purple Pictures, Nevinny / Ramer Productions, Adrenalina Films
Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm