The VelociPastor 2018 123movies

Watch: The VelociPastor 2018 123movies, Full Movie Online – After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas..
Plot: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
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Ratings:

	5.0/10 Votes: 6,439
	59% | RottenTomatoes
	N/A | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 111 Popularity: 10.398 | TMDB

Reviews:

Don’t expect Hamlet or “Gone With the Wind” with this one!
“The VelociPastor” is the story of a priest who is cut by an ancient artifact. And, as a result, when he’s angry, he becomes (much like Bruce Banner) a killing machine that dispenses justice by murdering evil folks.

The story about the making of “The VelociPastor” is quite unusual. It seems that long before the movie was made, a fake trailer for the film was made. Apparently, with the trailer as a calling card, Brendan Steere was able to get enough financial backing to make the film….seven years later!

Now as to the film, you cannot take it seriously and fortunately the filmmakers really don’t try. After all, a pastor who is cursed and who becomes a dinosaur (much like the Wolfman) is ridiculous….and tongue-in-cheek is the only way to make the film AND viewers need to understand that they are NOT looking at an Oscar contender or the next film to be included in the Criterion Collection DVD series!! The important question is, does the movie have enough going for it to keep your interest throughout or is it simply a one idea film that never quite gets off the ground?

The acting is occasionally terrible and over-acting is frequent…again, for this sort of silly film, that might not be so bad. After all, the leading man becomes a crime-fighting dinosaur!! There are also ninjas and much more…all things that make the film ridiculous…and funny. So, the writing is also pretty much what you’d expect…silly and hard to hate because it’s so silly. Overall, fun to watch and stupid….an unusual combination!

Finally, I was surprised to see Aurelio Voltaire playing a small part (Altaire)…as he’s a singer known for his dark songs…such as “Zombie Prostitute” and “When You’re Evil”! I was even more surprised that they didn’t have him contribute any music to the film….it would have greatly improved the production.

By the way, when the priest is spouting Bible versus, they are mostly nonsense…such as talking about Matthew 32…a book with only 28 chapters, not 32.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 15 min (75 min)
Budget 36000
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated Not Rated
Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy
Director Brendan Steere
Writer Brendan Steere
Actors Greg Cohan, George Schewnzer, Janice Young
Country United States, China
Awards 1 win & 2 nominations
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix N/A
Aspect Ratio 1.78 : 1
Camera N/A
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 16 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format N/A