#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – “Cactus” Jack Slade (Kirk Douglas) is the meanest bad man in the west, or so he thinks. When a bank robbery goes awry, he lands in jail facing a hangman’s noose. When the corrupt owner of the bank offers him a job, Jack sees a chance to stay alive and get rich in the process. All he has to do is steal a strongbox full of money the banker lent to Mr. Parody Jones (Strother Martin) who needs it to keep his mining operation going. If he defaults on the loan, our “friendly” banker takes over the mine. Ms. Charming Jones (Ann-Margret) comes to town to collect the money and take it back to her father, Parody. To ensure the money makes it back home, Parody has called in a favor from a man who owes him a life debt. Enter Handsome Stranger (Arnold Schwarzenegger). The toughest and strongest hero in the west. As tough as a steel plate but, unfortunately, just as dense. As Charming and Handsome set off on their journey, Jack sets out after them. Using his trusty “Bad Men Of The West” handbook, Jack sets one trap after another only to have each one go awry in true Wile E. Coyote versus The Roadrunner fashion. With Looney Tunes-style sight gags in almost every scene, this movie will have you and your whole family laughing up a storm.
Plot: Handsome Stranger has agreed to escort Charming Jones to collect her inheritance from her father. But Avery Jones wants the money, and hires notorious outlaw Cactus Jack to ambush Charming. However, Cactus Jack is not very good at robbing people.
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incredibly stupid fun
This is a perfect film if you just want to turn off your brain and have a good laugh. I was amazed at how low rated this film is–perhaps too many people take this film too seriously! This was never meant to be high art, but more like an extended live action version of a Wiley Coyote versus the Roadrunner cartoon. There was so much similarity, I half expected that this film would be sponsored by ACME.
Kirk Douglas is the hapless bad guy bent on killing the more than amply endowed Ann-Margret (you’ll see what I mean if you watch the film) and the incredibly dumb hero played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Again and again and again his dopey schemes fall flat until the movie comes to a very unexpected and funny ending.
While I will admit this is more of a kids movie, adults can enjoy it too provided they don’t think too much and just sit back and watch with an open mind.
It feels like a bad cartoon
THE GOOD : Ann Marget looks sexy . Arnold Schwarzenegger fits surprisingly well the role of Handsome Stranger . Kirk Douglas is obviously having fun with his role of Cactus Jack . The acting is the strongest part of the movie. I did laugh two or three times at some less lame jokes .
THE BAD : The whole movie feels like a cartoon that was turned into a movie. I like cartoons. Still , I don’t like movies that want to look and feel like a cartoon. Why ? The answer is simple – what works in cartoon doesn’t work in a movie . The jokes that are funny in the cartoon won’t be funny in normal movie simply because they will look stupid . Not to mention that some of the jokes here are taken straight from the cartoons . Take a look at the tunnel joke – I swear it was a rip off from one of the Road Runner cartoons.
THE VERDICT : If you can avoid it. Better watch normal cartoon. I give it 1/10.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 29 min (89 min)
Genre Comedy, Western
Director Hal Needham
Writer Robert G. Kane
Actors Kirk Douglas, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ann-Margret
Country United States
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Mono
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Lenses and Panaflex Camera by Panavision (as Lenses and Panaflex Camera by Panavision®)
Laboratory Metrocolor (as Metrocolor®)
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm