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Vampires Suck 2010 123movies

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Plot: Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
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An improvement on the previous spoofs, but not saying much
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

VAMPIRES SUCK will surprise many people because it’s an improvement over the previous spoof films directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have been churning out for the past couple of years. However, that’s like saying it’s the better crap of all crap. The jokes still aren’t funny and the filmmakers still don’t realize the difference between satirizing and copying. But I would be lying to myself if I said I didn’t find some good that came out of this film because there are some improvements.

First of all, the performances are great by the two leads. In her first film, Jenn Proske does a dead on impersonation of Kristen Stewart. However, it’s sad to see her in this because I think she’s better than this. Matt Lanter also does a great impersonation of Robert Pattinson in his “pain” look. I don’t know what made Ken Jeong come aboard the film but he’s basically playing the same character in THE HANGOVER. He’s not in the film that much, though. Also, I think it’s pretty great that Carmen Electra isn’t in here and I’m sure others will agree.

The second obvious thing that stuck out to me was that the film focused on only the first two TWILIGHT films. The filmmakers finally learned that spoofing 600 movies is a bad thing. Saying that, the film still does have the many pop culture references, some too random to comment about. Fortunately, they really did tone it down quite a bit compared to the previous films where you get one every five seconds. You probably get one every five minutes here.

I also liked the fact that it looked like an actual film because if you saw MEET THE SPARTANS and DISASTER MOVIE, you’d know the films were filled with shoddy sets made up in ten minutes. In here, you might question if they stole the sets and locations from the TWILIGHT films. I don’t know if this counts as something good but I really think the film manages to create a decent storyline from the first two TWILIGHT films.

Overall, the film is still bad because it’s rarely funny, although I will admit I laughed at some bits that took a jab at the TWILIGHT series. If the story is better than the jokes itself, you know you got a bad comedy. It’s an improvement from the last few spoof films, but that doesn’t say much. I really don’t recommend seeing it at all. If you must, just rent it on DVD that will inevitably come out a month after the film is released.

Review By: moviewizguy Rating: 3 Date: 2010-07-10
Vampires don’t suck that much
Having had the misfortune of living with a family member who has every single spoof movie on DVD. I know from painful, bitter experience just how bad they’ve become over the years with Date Movie being singled out for particular attention at just how something so bad ever got released being beyond human comprehension! So it was with a huge amount of trepidation and bribing from my friend that I went along to see this and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised.

Lets get it out there right now, it’s not, nor will it ever be Academy Award material. The hint after all is in the genre name, it’s a “spoof” movie, and to that end it lives up pretty well to expectation. There’s the usual un-PC like jokes in there (baby and bowling ball spring to mind), the relatively unknown ensemble who end up doing a better job than the original cast. Jenn Proske as Becca Crane has Kristen Stewart’s awkward-ness down to a tee, whilst Matt Lanter is a far hotter Edward than Robert Pattinson!

True Twi-hards will HATE it with a vengeance, as it stereotypes everything bad about Twilight including the whole ongoing Team Edward/Team Jacob debate, and they’ll definitely hate the ending, although I laughed my head off!

Yes it’s completely juvenile humour, yes there are glaring omissions in the script, it sometimes feels rushed, like they didn’t know how to work a certain scene, so just grazed over it in their hurry to film another scene that they had worked on, but it’s bloody good fun if you’re just looking for a film where you don’t need to think, and you’re wanting to kill an hour or so of your time

Review By: tari1uk Rating: 7 Date: 2010-08-18

Other Information:

Original Title Vampires Suck
Release Date 2010-08-18
Release Year 2010

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 22 min (82 min)
Budget 20000000
Revenue 80547866
Status Released
Rated PG-13
Genre Comedy, Family, Horror
Director Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Writer Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Actors Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi
Country USA
Awards 7 nominations.
Production Company New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby, DTS, Dolby Surround 7.1, SDDS
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Moviecam Compact
Laboratory DeLuxe, Hollywood (CA), USA (prints), Laser Pacific Media Corporation, Los Angeles (CA), USA (digital intermediate) (dailies)
Film Length 2,245 m (Portugal, 35 mm)
Negative Format 35 mm (Fuji Super F-64D 8522, Eterna 250D 8563, Eterna 500T 8573)
Cinematographic Process Digital Intermediate (2K) (master format), Spherical (source format)
Printed Film Format 35 mm (Fuji Eterna-CP 3521XD), D-Cinema

Vampires Suck 2010 123movies
Vampires Suck 2010 123movies
Original title Vampires Suck
TMDb Rating 4.2 917 votes

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