Way of the Vampire 2005 123movies

#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – After defeating Dracula, Van Helsing is granted immortality by the church to pursue and eradicate vampires from the face of the earth. His hunt leads him to a bloody showdown between his slayers and an army of demons.
Plot: Dr. Abraham Van Helsing is granted immortality by the Catholic Church until he can hunt down the last vampire prince.
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Ratings:

	2.0/10 Votes: 1,639
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	3.4 Votes: 12 Popularity: 7.062

Reviews:

Laughably Pretentious Treacle Masquerading as a Movie
There are a few good things about this movie, but the negatives are so overwhelming that I could only give it a 1 on the ole 1 to 10 scale. The cinematography is very pretty and the miniature set models are excellent. At least I think they’re models. Everything about this movie is so bogus that they may actually be real locations which the directors (yes, it took two directors to cook this turkey) somehow managed to make look like models.

With two directors you’d think that it might only be half-bad. Instead it’s doubly pretentious. The lovely Denise Boutte may well be the hammiest actor on planet Earth. Rhett Giles as Van Helsing looks like a reject from the Pet Shop Boys, and his acting is nearly as overblown and stuffy as Ms. Boutte’s. Every line by just about every “actor” is recited in emo overdrive.

There were also at least two writers involved. The version I saw had three listed, unless I was hallucinating, but IMDb says two. The third one may have requested anonymity. Or hacked the webpage and erased his or her name. In any case, the dialog is so cheesy you’d think it was written by the teen Gothtards from Saturday Night Live.

If I see one more pseudo-Goth vampire movie with semi-clad model-pretty airheads melting into the arms of Ralph Lauren pretty men in ersatz under-populated nightclubs I’ll puke up a kidney. Anne Rice has apparently spawned a sub-race of cretinous filmmakers.

This is the first film I’ve seen which challenges Uwe Boll’s “House of the Dead” as the WORST horror film ever made.

So bad I wanted to drive a stake through my own heart
There’s not much I can add to all the other reviewers’ comments, which were–if anything–too kind. This is the movie Ed Wood would have made if he had a competent cameraman, because the cinematography is actually very good, which is the only–let me emphasize, absolutely the ONLY–good thing about the movie. Otherwise, this is one of the few films I’ve ever seen where you can’t point to at least one aspect of it and say, “Well, at least that wasn’t too bad”–because EVERYTHING about this film is bad. Not just bad, but atrociously, horrendously, brain-destroyingly bad. Acting, writing, “action” scenes, etc., have to strain mightily to reach the level of the Christmas play in which you played a candy cane back in third grade–and they don’t succeed. Much has already been written about the shoddy-beyond-belief sound, and there’s nothing I can add to that except to say that the producers’ unwillingness to hire a competent sound man, which resulted in much of the dialog being unintelligible, is one of the few things they did right.

All in all, a virtually worthless movie. Although there’s a fair amount of female nudity, it’s really not worth sitting through this stinker to check it out (jeez, I can’t believe I just discouraged guys from ogling naked chicks; if that doesn’t give you an idea of how much this flick sucks, then nothing will). If tenth-rate swill churned out by incompetent, talentless slugs is your cup of tea, even you won’t like this movie. Avoid it at all costs.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 22 min (82 min)
Budget 580000
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Horror, Thriller
Director Sarah Nean Bruce, Eduardo Durão
Writer Karrie Melendrez, Michael David Stewart, Sherri Strain
Actors Rhett Giles, Andreas Beckett, Paul Logan
Country United States
Awards N/A
Production Company The Asylum
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby SR
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera N/A
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format N/A