#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – Set in the Great White North of Canada, YOGA HOSERS tells the story of Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie – two teenage besties from Winnipeg who spend their lives doing Yoga with their faces in their phones, ‘Liking’ or ‘Not Liking’ the real world around them. But when these Sophomore girls are invited to a Senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil, long buried beneath the Manitoba earth.
Plot: Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.
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A Comedy Without Any Laughs
Yoga Hosers (2016)
* (out of 4)
Friends Colleen (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen (Harley Quinn Smith) are invited to a Senior party but they end up having to work at the local convenient store. They invite the boys back to the store for a party by they’re attacked by some Nazi sausages.
Yes, writer/director Kevin Smith has followed the ultra-bizarre TUSK up with an even stranger movie that isn’t nearly as creative. You know, I got the great opportunity to see Smith in person during one of his “conversations” and he’s a terrific and fun guy. I mean, you gotta admire the man for what he has accomplished in his career and during the chat he talked about people questioning him and that he will do the type of films that he wants. I really, truly and 100% respect that and I admire any filmmaker who wants to take chances and do weird things.
With that said, just because I respect the filmmaker doesn’t mean that I’m going to enjoy the picture. Sadly, YOGA HOSERS is a really awful movie that doesn’t work on any level outside of being weird, strange and in all reality original. Yes, Nazi sausages are on display here and you’ve got to at least admit that you’ve never seen that before. The problem is that Smith’s screenplay is just weird and for a comedy it’s never funny. That’s the most shocking thing to me because Smith is one of the best dialogue writers out there yet this film just seems flat and lifeless.
I don’t know if the point of this film is to give his daughter and Depp’s daughter a film to go and if perhaps Daddy Smith and Daddy Depp are just here having some goofy fun. Perhaps that’s the case but you still have to have some sort of laughs. At just 89-mintues the film is rather short but it drags on to the point where around the twenty-minute mark I was already looking at my clock. I will say that the two leads are actually good together and have a nice chemistry, which just makes you wish even more that they had something better to work with. Johnny Depp returns to his role from TUSK and adds to the weirdness.
YOGA HOSERS is just another flat out weird movie but sadly this one here isn’t nearly as effective as TUSK. With the lack of laughs this movie is pretty much dead in the water, which is really too bad.
Dude what were you thinking.
I think I get what Kevin Smith was trying to do. But by portraying young girl the way adults see them is not funny to anyone. The younger people watching will be insulted and the adult will be annoyed. For a small comedic moment I can see it but not for over an hour.
Secondly. Kevin Smith REALLY should of made just a little research into Canada. I have never heard that accent in my life. It’s not a real one. It’s an accent made up by comedians. The only accent that is accurate is Jony Depp. French Canadian from Montreal do speak like that but the rest of the cast just got on my nerves. Also in Canada we have 11 grades then college then university. Speaking of we have world renown University’s he didn’t need to invent one.
Now this part I understand because the U.S. is very patriotic but we really aren’t. We love our country and are proud to be Canadian but we don’t have beavers, flags, maple syrup, and so on everywhere. Most Canadian can’t even sing the anthem by heart. We have no need to shove our patriotism down anyone’s throat.
And lastly, alto this could be only for “plot” sake, the only part we had in WWII in Canada was a secret lab under the university of McGill in Montreal were the atomic bomb was built by Americans.
Now if you have no clue about anything from Canada and you don’t mind a movie with a weird “plot” then sure. If not then stay away. It’s not just bad it is, in my opinion, a movie to cast there kids and make money.
I am a huge fan of Kevin Smith. From clerks to Dogma and the red state. But this is just awful. I can see Jersy girl being a good movie in his head while doing it but this one I am pretty sure even Kevin Smith didn’t think it was good.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 28 min (88 min)
Genre Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
Director Kevin Smith
Writer Kevin Smith
Actors Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Adam Brody, Harley Morenstein
Awards 1 nomination.
Production Company Destro Films
Sound Mix N/A
Aspect Ratio 2.35 : 1
Film Length N/A
Negative Format N/A
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format N/A