Watch: Pirates 2005 123movies, Full Movie Online – Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti’s trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward’s a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil..
Plot: This electrifying, swashbuckling sex-adventure takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires… Pirates features deadly swordplay against skeleton warriors, dirty pirate whores, awe-inspiring Incan magic, grandiose sea battles, and 10 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema!
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Erotic pirate film plays well even when you remove the sex
Its a pirate porn movie thats actually plays as a decent little movie.
Sue me I liked this film. I’m not sure I liked it because its better than most adult films or because its a good movie in its own right. Certainly the fact the film can have 40 minutes of sex removed and have it survive says a great deal(The full version runs over two hours). Better than many soft-core trash films that play late night on cable this is actually a movie I’d want to see again.
The plot has something to do with a pirate captain wanting to get a magical Incan scepter that will give him great power to this end he kidnaps a recently married man who holds the key to the hereabouts of the scepter and throws the wife overboard. He is pursued by some pirate hunters who pick up the wife and remain close on the heels of the villains.
What can I say the acting is wildly uneven, but the cast is still game. The effects are uneven, but serviceable (and provide a great homage/spoof with a marvelous riff on the skeleton scene in Jason and the Argonauts). The script is actually reasonably good and properly silly (though with some of the cast anything beyond silly might have been a stretch). I’m guessing in mainstream hands this might have been a successful pirate action film.
My only real complaint is that all of the main women look about the same, large breasted blonds of similar stature and builds. They all pretty much blend together. Its an odd thing to do when the film tries very hard to be something other than a stereotypical adult film.
If you’re tired of the typical late night fare you find on many pay cable stations give this film a try. You will laugh with and at the movie, especially if you keep in mind the fact that its source is an adult film.
Great production values…but…
Man do I wish this had been a better film than it was. A number of the male actors and one of the female ones were trying, and were at least as good as actors in the average “Troma” film. But the majority didn’t even bother to learn their lines! You can see their eyes shifting back and forth reading the TelePrompTer! I can appreciate the position the producers were in – that they needed “names” to sell the product, but most of the names weren’t trying.
I know how old this makes me sound, but I remember the “Golden Age” of X-rated films, and how, at the very minimum, the lead actresses knew their lines. I can imagine this film cast with 1970s-era actresses in their prime – Vanessa Del Rio, Veronica Hart, Lisa De Leeuw, Kelly Nichols. Back then, the ranks of porn were filled with aspiring actresses, while these days it’s filled with women who do porn in order to make money feature dancing in clubs.
One other difference is that they are all scared of spending this amount of money and running the risk of being sued by the government. So they don’t have any non-consensual sex. Sorry, but these are PIRATES! Vicious, bloodthirsty pirates! Instead, they tip-toe around and spend most of the film focusing on the pirate-hunter.
Most of my other complaints have been covered by other posters: tattoos on “shy virgins”, implants, waxing and in general all the woman looking like the “Aryan Nation” calender.
Maybe at some point in the future, someone will be able to make an explicit film with the erotic impact of the sex scenes in “Body Heat” or “A History of Violence”. One can only hope.
Original Language en
Runtime 2 hr 9 min (129 min), 1 hr 12 min (72 min) (Japan), 1 hr 20 min (80 min) (R Rated) (USA)
Genre Adult, Adventure
Writer Joone (screen story), Max Massimo (screenplay)
Actors Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Devon
Awards 13 wins & 11 nominations.
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Dolby Digital (Dolby Surround 5.1)
Aspect Ratio 1.78 : 1
Camera high definition 24p
Film Length N/A
Negative Format Digital
Cinematographic Process DV (HD)
Printed Film Format Blu-ray, DVD-ROM, Digital