Simon Sez 1999 123movies

Watch: Simon Sez 1999 123movies, Full Movie Online – Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer..
Plot: A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.
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Ratings:

	2.6/10 Votes: 7,012
	0% | RottenTomatoes
	16/100 | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 52 Popularity: 7.001 | TMDB

Reviews:

Utter Drivel
Some films are so poor that and unintentionally amusing that they become quite enjoyable (the usual straight to video nonsense starring the likes of james belushi, jean-claude van damme etc.) However, one occasionally comes across a film which is so poor that any enjoyment one might have been able from the poor script, poor acting, poor continuity and the sense of “i can’t believe they are taking this seriously” is eroded within the first half hour. Simon Sez breaks records on this note. After 2 minutes, i thought i was about to watch an enjoyable, if predictable, action/comedy with pretty poor acting. after 5 mins, i realised that i had found a film even worse than Carnosaur. After 10 minutes, a reverse triple summersault in the pike position out of my window 12th floor window seemed preferable to siting though the rest of this rubbish. Saving graces: sealed windows, i didn’t rent the film but watched it on cable…though i am tempted to unsubscribe after this, and, finally, this “film” got my mind back on doing some out of work reading on the financial markets. a dry topic at the best of times, but compared to Rodman, Sjoberg and that clown of a sidekick in this “film”, it was humorous, witty and left me feeling refreshed.

So, for those of you who have read the above and ca see that i am still sitting on the fence regarding this film. i shall be explicit: DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM. IF GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN PAINFUL TOOTH EXTRACTION AND THIS MASTERPIECE, GO TO THE DENTIST. DENTAL PAIN GOES GOES AWAY PRETTY QUICKLY, THIS MAY WARP YOU FOR LIFE!

So-bad-it’s-good done right
Simon Sez is the kind of bad movie you jut have to love. It is glorious in all its cheesiness. The one thing that brings it down (and I admit it’s a rather big one) is Dane Cook who very nearly ruins a perfectly good corny action movie. His character enters the film around ten minutes in and after a further seven minutes I was already tired of his animal impressions and other shenanigans. His brand of humor is simply loathsome.

Other than that, Simon Sez ticks just abut every box on the guilty pleasures action movie checklist; let’s recap. There is a motorcycle gang doing unnecessary stunts, an over the top villain, dancing cyber monks, a not so secret secret agent in yellow motorcycle gear and a woman who likes to spontaneously fight/have sex with the protagonist. This is by no means a good movie but it definitely fits into the so-bad-it’s-good category.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 25 min (85 min), 1 hr 30 min (90 min) (Argentina)
Budget 10000000
Revenue 292151
Status Released
Rated PG-13
Genre Action, Comedy
Director Kevin Alyn Elders
Writer Moshe Diamant, Rudy Cohen, Andrew Miller
Actors Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, John Pinette
Country N/A
Awards 1 win
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby Digital, SDDS
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera N/A
Laboratory Consolidated Film Industries (CFI), Hollywood (CA), USA
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm