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Plot: A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.
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|2.6/10 Votes: 6,955|
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Simon Sez cover your eyes and ears from this shitstorm…
TV 3, a “quality” TV channel here in Sweden, recently decided to have a bottom 100-marathon and showed BOTH Gigli and this turkey during the same night. Now, I don’t know any of TV3’s producers personally, but it seems to me like they’re torturing us rather than entertaining us. Simon Sez is a “comedy” so offensively stupid, it makes the Scary Movie series look like Bergman films. It seems to have been written by six year olds, for six year olds, but the foul language and violence would be too much for kids, so what was the target demographic, anyway? Oh right, idiots.
Dennis Rodman, professional basketball player (which is always a good sign) stars as Simon, a secret agent of some kind. He takes part in a kidnapping gone wrong. I won’t waste any more time explaining the plot because it couldn’t have taken more than a few seconds to write it. Simon is accompanied on his mission by annoying white sidekick Nick Miranda (played by excruciatingly unfunny Dane Cook), who desperately wants to be Jim Carrey, and a sexy Emma Sjöberg.
This is not a good movie. It’s over-flooded by dumb action, hilariously retarded lines, and annoying characters. My favourite is the English/French/something villain Jérôme Pradon who wants to blow up the Eiffel Tower (“Why? Because it’s big and it’s beautiful and I’m tired of looking at it!”). Best line since “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”. Seriously.
Even the special effects suck. Avoid! And TV3, how about a Coleman Francis marathon next Sunday?
I don’t understand this film. I even bought the DVD to see if there was an explanation of why it is so awful. None was supplied. I like Dane Cook, and I am sure he acted the way the part was written. I don’t think he ad-libbed things like “The Raptor”. Only top shelf actors are generally given the freedom to “over-write” the writer. So obviously the awfulness was written to be performed the way it was. Maybe Dennis Rodman was allowed to ad-lib his awfulness.
If I was allowed to use negative numbers I would give this film a -10 on a -10 to +10 scale. For the range I was allowed, I’ll give it a 1.
We need an Arabic translation of this film, so that when we capture Osama bin Laden, we can prop his eyelids open with toothpicks and force him to watch it over and over again – yes, there is a cruel and unusual punishment worse than death.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 25 min (85 min), 1 hr 30 min (90 min) (Argentina)
Genre Action, Comedy
Director Kevin Alyn Elders
Writer Moshe Diamant, Rudy Cohen, Andrew Miller
Actors Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, John Pinette
Country Germany, Belgium, United States
Awards 1 win
Production Company N/A
Sound Mix Dolby Digital, SDDS
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Laboratory Consolidated Film Industries (CFI), Hollywood (CA), USA
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm