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#123movies #fmovies #putlocker #gomovies #solarmovie #soap2day Watch Full Movie Online Free – John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.
Plot: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
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Ted is THE poster child for the fact that every great concept doesn’t automatically become a guaranteed winning project once it leaves the drawing board. This movie SCREAMS “Here’s a great idea, but we just didn’t know what to do with it.” Whether it was because of lack of imagination or too many tokes on the community bong, nobody will ever know.

Having a movie about a real-live Teddy Bear existing in the every day life of a 30-something underachiever sounds like a winning formula. However after the first few moments, the movie stalls, the dialog gets stale quickly and the majority of the story revolves around Ted getting high and/or trying to bang shallow, attractive women (even though Hasbro didn’t include on him full, working equipment) while the main character tries to balance his 4-year ongoing relationship with a woman completely out of his league and his life-long Thunder Buddy (Ted).

Lewd, crude and rude, Ted does little to entertain beyond the limited soph-moronic humor. Unless you are a rabid fan of Family Guy or the 80s Flash Gordon, live in or around the Boston area or think it’s funny to hear the F-word every other second, this one won’t be for you.

Review By: tmdb27219454 Rating: 4 Date: 2019-08-03
Gerade in der Originalfassung ist „Ted“ ein anarchischer Spaß. Seth MacFarlane, der neben seiner Regiearbeit auch noch Ted spricht, hat ihr einen Film erschaffen, in dem kein Blatt vor den Mund genommen wird und vor allem davon lebt, dass Ted einfach in jeder Szene auf die eine oder andere Art daneben benimmt. Immer einen fiesen Spruch auf den Lippen sprudeln die Beleidigungen und unangebrachten Sätze nur so aus Ted heraus und wenn man bei menschlichen Protagonisten schnell das Gefühl hat, dass dieses Verhalten zu viel des Guten ist, kommt dies bei Ted nicht vor. Dies mag daran liegen, dass Ted eben ein Teddybär ist und man so ein Verhalten von einem Kuscheltier eben nicht erwartet.

Erstaunlich ist auch, wie gut Mark Wahlberg (Shooter, Vier Brüder) im Zusammenspiel mit dem chaotischen Teddybären funktioniert. Wahlberg hat sich in den letzten Jahren ja eher in Actionfilmen und ernsteren Produktionen positioniert, zeigt aber in „Ted“, dass er den „Over the top“-Humor genau beherrscht wie das Actionfach.

Und auch Mila Kunis (Black Swan, Ausgequetscht) darf man nicht vergessen. Kunis hat sich ja schon mehrfach in Komödien ausgetobt und beweist in „Ted“, dass sich auch in derberen Vertretern des Genres eine gute Figur macht.

„Ted“ bietet aber nicht nur derben Humor, sondern mindestens eine Szene, die in die Filmgeschichte eingehen wird, den Donnersong. Wenn John und Ted bei Gewitter im Bett liegen und ihr Lied singen und dabei das Unwetter wild beschimpfen, dann bleibt auch bei den Zuschauern kein Auge trocken, die ansonsten wenig mit dem Film anfangen können.

Insgesamt gesehen ist „Ted“ allerdings kein Meisterwerk. In erster Linie nutzt Seth MacFarlane seine Erfahrung die er mit der TV-Serie „Family Guy“ gesammelt hat und mixt den derben Humor der Serie mit neuen Figuren. Klar, mit dem gesellschaftsuntauglichen Ted präsentiert er dabei eine Figur, die man so auf der Leinwand noch nicht gesehen hat, er erfindet sich allerdings mit dem Film nicht neu, sondern erschließt mit „Ted“ nur eine neue Zielgruppe, nämlich die Komödienfans, die MacFarlane noch nicht von „Family Guy“ kenne, aber derbe Komödie wie z.B. „Hangover“ mögen. [Sneakfilm.de]

Review By: Michael Rating: 7 Date: 2016-03-23
‘TED’ – 2012

Directed by Seth MacFarlane

Starring Seth MacFarlane, Mark Walhberg and Giovani Ribisi

Plot Overview: When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John’s constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John’s girlfriend. Though Lori’s displeasure is exacerbated by the pair’s constant consumption of beer and weed, she’s not the one who’s most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John’s boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.

Should this movie work? Perhaps. It has an alright premise but is dragged down by MacFarlane’s frequently criticised brand of humour. I myself do enjoy the earlier seasons of ‘Family Guy’N/A. The balance of what it’s quality SHOULD have been is right in the middle. And honestly, I like this movie. It’s not an Oscar bait movie. It’s not gonna change your life but I think if you sit down and watch it, and can tolerate MacFarlane’s humour, you will be pleasantly surprised.

What worked for this movie. Well for starters I will compliment the cast. Seth MacFarlane does an excellent job at voicing Ted. You can argue that it’s just a carbon copy of his Peter Griffin character and there is 100% some merit to that statement. But honestly, I’d argue that there are some noticeable differences between the two. The CGI for Ted was also pretty well done and reasonably convincing.

Mark Walhberg was also great in the movie. He doesn’t deserve Oscars or critical acclaim but he provided a good enough performance. The supporting cast, which includes Mila Kunis, Giovani Ribisi and Jessica Barth, was also pretty great.

Perhaps the film’s greatest merit is it’s awesome premise. The simple concept of a toy coming alive to be your friend is simply incredible. The story surrounding this premise was pretty weak but it wasn’t awful. I wish it had gone through a redraft just to refine it a bit and to fix the awful ending, but it isn’t atrocious.

Humour is a subjective thing. A film can neither be funny nor unfunny, objectively. So if I tell you this movie is hilarious(which I personally think), you may not think so. All I will say is that I personally found it hilarious. If you do not, then that is your opinion. I cannot recommend this movie for the comedy but that is purely a subjective thing.

My flaws with this film? As stated before, the main two are the general plot and the ending. It is way too sappy and way too ridiculous. Comedy is also a factor but I cannot recommend it based on that. If you enjoy some of MacFarlane’s other work, then I recommend this movie. The premise and acting are both solid so if you like MacFarlane’s humour, you’ve got a trifecta of reasons to see this movie. If you cannot stand MacFarlane, don’t touch this with a 10ft pole. I’ll rate this film 7 ‘Tubby McFat***ks’ out of 10.

Review By: EthanBJones_03 Rating: 7 Date: 2017-10-05
Simply Hilarious!
Absolutely fantastic, one of the best comedy movies ever! Yes it was vulgar, very dirty humor and features drug use but what do you expect, you should expect this if you’ve ever seen Family Guy. Obviously this isn’t for the Tea Party crowd!

This movie was so funny I nearly cried from laughing so hard. If you go to see this movie, take your sense of humor and prepare yourself for politically incorrect jokes. There are some pretty funny cameo appearances as well. I saw this movie overseas and it’s funny to see people from another language and culture laugh so hard at American humor.

Review By: morseman21 Rating: 10 Date: 2012-07-22

Other Information:

Original Title Ted
Release Date 2012-06-29
Release Year 2012

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 46 min (106 min), 1 hr 52 min (112 min) (unrated)
Budget 50000000
Revenue 549368315
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Comedy
Director Seth MacFarlane
Writer Seth MacFarlane (screenplay by), Alec Sulkin (screenplay by), Wellesley Wild (screenplay by), Seth MacFarlane (story by)
Actors Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale
Country USA
Awards Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 13 wins & 27 nominations.
Production Company Fuzzy Door Productions, Smart Entertainment, Bluegrass Films
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix SDDS, Datasat, Dolby Digital, Dolby Atmos, Dolby Surround 7.1
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Panavision Genesis HD Camera, Panavision Primo Lenses
Laboratory DeLuxe, Hollywood (CA), USA
Film Length 2,902 m (Portugal, 35 mm)
Negative Format 35 mm, Video (HD)
Cinematographic Process Digital Intermediate (2K) (master format), HDCAM SR (1080p/24) (source format), Super 35 (source format) (one scene)
Printed Film Format 35 mm (spherical) (Kodak Vision 2383), D-Cinema

Ted 2012 123movies
Ted 2012 123movies
Ted 2012 123movies
Ted 2012 123movies
Original title Ted
TMDb Rating 6.4 9,633 votes

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